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i want…more fat girls in media

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not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

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it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

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Some excerpts from my deep research into the popeye wikia

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I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong

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can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

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I came across the original video of the seagull meme! What a glorious day! I never realized it was a video, let alone a full throat and hearty evil villain laugh!

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GOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING HORNSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me after I visit the worlds biggest pistachio and it goes missing

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Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

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famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

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