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LESS THAN THREE HOURS AGO: zionists were taunting a comrade at ucla's gaza solidarity encampment with a severe (possibly anaphylactic? with the context clues of "can go into shock" im leaning towards assuming it's anaphylactic) banana allergy by bringing bananas near the camp. i am genuinely of the belief that taunting someone with anaphylaxis like this should be considered attempted murder. this is fucking evil.

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#ONE EGG

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#prev

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friend sent me this and ive been steaming over it all day fr

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i am so serious when i say that ai art needs to be banned from image searches. it's clogging up every single search i do i want to see real historical images and paintings i don't want to see ai barf of an instagram model in inaccurate period garb

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So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#i speak a little french #but yeah #something about bisexuals getting a prescription from a doctor

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shit my criminal justice professor has pulled

On the second week of class wore a baseball cap and sunglasses and attempted to go undercover within the students before class started just to “catch wind” of the latest gossip

wore a maternity dress over his regular clothes and then another layer of regular clothes on top of that just to make a joke in the middle of class by stripping down to the maternity dress

This thing called “Mowen dollars” which is just a piece of paper with his face on it that counts as extra credit if you turn it in with a test or paper

Called us his “little ducklings” on multiple occasions

Told us to flip off the class in the hall as we were leaving because they interrupted the middle of his lecture

Also has this thing called “infinite generosity” where if you ask him to do something he won’t say no

For example, we can now use notes on every exam

Constantly photoshops his face onto pictures on his powerpoints

Got a speeding ticket and went to court to argue it with science about inclines and how it artificially adds speed to a car when they’re going down. 

Lost the case and had to pay the ticket anyways. 

 Used his infinite generosity to grant us the option of actually turning in our final term paper without repercussions

 Bargained with us that if 84% of the class responded to the teacher survey sent out by the university we could basically take the final test as a class

Has had the highest rate of teacher survey response in the department for 4 years running and considers it a personal victory

Took multiple pictures of the armored trucks that our local police department has purchased from his home while only wearing underwear

In his infinite generosity, he made the final term paper optional because some kid asked him to like a week before it was supposed to be due

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Seeing children play in the water

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what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

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You can't make this shit up. Saying he knows what's best for Jewish Americans to his close advisor who has outly and proudly wore Nazi memorabilia.

I'll never stop screaming from the mountain tops about how right-wing antisemites just loooove Israel, and about Israel's continued existence is not has never been about providing Jewish safety in the world (and hasn't for a long time).

Further proof that support for the Zionist project being imposed on Palestine has nothing to do with support of the Jewish people.

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Me pulling the plugs on both of our presidential candidates' life support: