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The fucking dynamics on this group. They show could just be them bickering and i'll still watch it

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A heart's a heavy burden. HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004), dir. by Hayao Miyazaki

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"scythes are impractical as a weapon" ok but does anything else have the Cunt. i think not

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damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

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therapy is such a scam. all you need to do is buy a 5'6 zweihänder and swing it around your home now and then to feel better. been doing it for years and im the very picture of good mental health

#I want to so bad. but it’s ILLEGAL

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shout-out to the bald tumblr users, who have a reserved parking space on every poll

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*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

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banned from the pitch drop experiment for trying to guzzle that shit down

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does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

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pride month soon!! if you treat bisexuality or asexuality as “lesser” queer identities, “basically straight”, or a “consolation prize”, die by my blade.

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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit