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a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

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The most amount of followers I've ever had has been when I stopped using Tumblr I hate this stupid app

#literally peaking only after everyone has abandoned the app #let's be real the nsfw was the main appeal of this app for me #the funni haha stuff was great but God #I migrated to Twitter and come back here to open fanart I find off reddit and then see notifs and #like come on

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I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage

me: *gets depressed*

my breasts:

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:) (threateningly)

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it’s good when someone who thought they were bisexual realizes they’re a lesbian and when someone who thought they were a lesbian realizes they’re bisexual. both of those moments deserve at least a tasteful brunch celebration

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Tumblr user eggcup cease and desist letter

donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

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Thank u discord

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Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

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I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

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Why is this the funniest, most mind blowing shit I’ve seen on the internet

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What looking for a pronoun pin turned up and my immediate reaction.

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Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

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