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jewelofafrica​:

@madmegalania I am 7′1″.

how would you feel if i said i could lift you with one arm.

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jewelofafrica​:

Reposting this one on it’s own. 

But my mega lopunny cosplay from a while ago. 

#oh HELLO. #you look massive i wanna carry you in my big scaly arms. #selfies.

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guy-dct-exe​:

Yeah, I don’t think so. If anything, you’d be the one paying for the privilege.

then don’t instruct me to lick your ass! simple!

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jewelofafrica​:

Oh garchomp is one of my absolute favorites!!!

I’ve been thinking of getting a tattoo of em. 

oh hell yeah!! i DO miss when he was just a gible. much easier to pick up and stuff. but now that he’s grown he’s like ‘teehee let’s sit on moms lap!!’ like he’s still football sized.

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feeling-horsey​:

D –> Cute D –> They were both hatched by eggs given to me

does the beldum eat .......... if it does, HOW does it eat ....... these are the important questions

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guy-dct-exe​:

You can lick my ass.

if that’s what you’re into, you could always pay me and i will. >;)

#// ITS TOTALLY FINE SHBSFNDDFG #ic.

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magicsugarbaby​:

@madmegalania

Hello!

sup. name’s aspen. 

i’m gonna let my dragon son type.

ddgdgngkklplLOSMSS.,,./..

@madmegalania

Hello!

#i think that's a good thing. #ic.

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jewelofafrica​:

:o

What kind of pet is he? 

My kids just got done with breakfast…

dragon.

it’s a garchomp. his name’s chewy. raised em from an egg a magic anon gave me!

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@millenniumdueled: hiiii aspen!! nice to meet you!! i'm yugi, i'm just a... guy who loves puzzles and games!!! how are you tonight? 

sup, yugi. makin’ dinner currently before i chill for the rest of the night. not so lil’ mans been tryin’ to sneak bits of pork from the cuttin’ board as i prep.

how you doin’?

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jewelofafrica​:

@madmegalania 

Hello new person! How are you doing? 

m’ all good! cuttin’ up some pork to feed to my kid. well. pet? he’s my kid to me.

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@spiritgrinned: & i supposed ud know all about it, eh, mon ami?

french was the other language class i took in school before i dropped out, so i dabble, yeah!

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you two clearly don’t know a lick of french.

#dash watching. #still funny tho. #ic.

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madmegalania​:

aight since it’s been a hot sec since i been here,

sup. i’m aspen. i’m an independent artist/graphic designer. i’m short. i have a tail. i’m literally part ancient reptile so that’s there.

hello. >;)

oh wait: additionally, i have a garchomp. his name is chewy. he’s a overgrown baby.

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feeling-horsey​:

D –> Oh my D –> I have my own now D –> A galarian ponyta named Galopi%ie and a shiny beldum named Talos

he still thinks he can sit in my lap still. i mean, he could. but still! big ol’ bastard.

a beldum? holy shit. those fuckers are notoriously hard to capture.

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aight since it’s been a hot sec since i been here,

sup. i’m aspen. i’m an independent artist/graphic designer. i’m short. i have a tail. i’m literally part ancient reptile so that’s there.

hello. >;)

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feeling-horsey​:

D –> Uh D –> I’m not sure D –> You have been gone so long I am not sure what to update you on D –> Likely a lot D –> What about you have you been ok

sounds bout’ right for how long i vanished. m’ alright. my gible’s a garchomp now!

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@feeling-horsey: D --> Welcome back it is good to see you again

equius! hey, dude. what’s up? >:))))

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