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Everyone is wrong except me. And also my small council of beautiful and moderately-adjusted women. If we disagree on something then it's only because the topic is nuanced beyond your simplistic, profane understanding.

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anyway for the record, yes, so-and-so did use girl power when she committed a bunch of murders. it's called girl power not girl ethics or girl qualms or girl wisdom or whatnot.

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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#wiping down surfaces #i don't do it enough bc i have to do the other tasks first and so I'm usually out of energy by the time i get to it

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If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#2-3 #i said three bc that's approximately in regular human cups how many my pot makes

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#i LOVE the moobaru wow

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Grad school is lying to you. You can indulge fixations on obscure topics on your own time. You can sit in a library color-coding notes on articles printed from JSTOR for free. You can argue with dead philosophers in essay format whenever you like. Academia is a state of mind.

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#okay but were this a functional exoskeleton it would slap so hard

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I'm at the DMV explaining how a revitalized North American rail network would provide expansive growth in the tying damsels to train tracks sector. They're captivated, they're rapt.

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AEthelmearc War Practise is in like, two weeks, so we're going to borrow camping gear and test-run camping in our backyard this week because the weather's been cooperative.

We who are about to get eaten alive by bugs salute you.

#a day in the life of mlle sarcasme #honestly it seems to be just me who gets eaten #we'll see if Loaf or Bun do #my husband doesn't though. i'm so fucking jealous

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You like my blog?? I bet you can’t even name 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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