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Like to charge reblog to cast

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this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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I’ve reopened my Etsy shop! Check it out here if you’re interested

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I’ve reopened my Etsy shop! Check it out here if you’re interested

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I’ve reopened my Etsy shop! Check it out here if you’re interested

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Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

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my shift was busy today so i got the chao garden song stuck in my head so i could have a wave of calmness anytime

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oh my god… i love you free playable disco elysium gameboy demake on itch.io 🥹

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follow me

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Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

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even more extraordinarily good cropped conservative images

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hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t reccomend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

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esme sure loves art 

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