madameghostly

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[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

#jesus why don't you just post my fucking social security number

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https://gofund.me/c4cafe43

Save a Native-owned local farm & the homes of the four people who live there

Laurae has built up Gray Fox Farm with her blood, sweat, and tears, and she needs help raising legal funds to defend it from a wealthy white lawyer who is leveraging his power to demand she pay more than the market value of the property plus give up half her infrastructure, claiming that’s “50%” of the equity.

Please support someone who truly deserves it. Laurae houses me, my partner, and another individual here, and she works so fucking hard making it by on barely anything. She deserves to be left in peace with everything she’s worked so hard for.

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#it's peak

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the silly

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no its fine I'll just go go gadget fuck myself

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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star wars fandom was the most disappointing fucking fandom EVER like we had JOHN BOYEGA and OSCAR ISAAC!!! two of the sexiest thottiest big dick energy-ist bitches out here and fandom said “no no no i dont want that i wanna suck on kylo rens toes” LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE ill never be over it

#op had to be put in witness protection for this one

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sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

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I think whoever named worcestershire sauce that should have the worst tummy hurty ever

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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

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it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"

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excited werewolf who thumps their fuckass tail against the ground and knocks shit off tables and knocks people over with it because they’re so happy to see you. if you even care.

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i ate nothing but food for 200 days

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ever since i had the surgery i have been feeling bad about asking my dad for stuff i can't get so i thought id mix it up.