new dnd character: the former omelas kid
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Louis: so i got into the confessional booth and i said to the priest I LAID DOWN WITH A MAN!! I LAID DOWN WITH THE DEVIL!! AND HE HAS ROOTS IN ME, ALL HIS SPINDLY ROOTS IN ME! AND I CANT THINK NOTHING ANYMORE BUT HIS VOICE AND HIS WORDS! PLEASE! HELP ME! I AM WEAK! I WANNA DIE! but Lestat, he knew where I was and he found me, Mr. Molloy. He found me and punched clean through that priest’s-
Armand on that damn ipad:
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literally what is armand doing on that fuck ass iPad
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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
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What is cunt
Baby don't hurt me
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"No one has painted me in over 400 years" Let's fix that...
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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver
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Y'all ever open a book on a new subject, read a little bit, and have to put it back so you can process the way in which your mind was just expanded?
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Artistic Bird-Shaped Canopy Bed
Follow Research.Lighting on Tumblr
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i want you more than anything in the world.
prints + merch + dm for commission info :)
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Where's that post that's like "I can't buy expensive things like plane tickets on my phone, I have to use my laptop, big purchases are for the big screen"
Because apparently this is a literal actual thing that retailers hate cuz you think more before spending a lot of money, they want you to spend a lot without thinking about it so much
Source
Keep buying Big Things on the Big Screen, it's healthy for you financially to think before spending a lot of money!
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Loved by god
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