Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
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Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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request [x]
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Featuring some of my favourite pun-related burgers from “Bob’s Burgers”.
Redbubble | Society 6 | Teepublic
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My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then
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what a cute idiot
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