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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#Wait that was your post too op?? #...Damn rest in peace

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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

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Samus Aran from Metroid

Please reblog for a larger sample size.

#I think she's good in bed #but she sucks at sentimental stuff #girl needs therapy #but in my opinion #definitely good in bed #Metroid

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#literally finished my 2 days off #will have to work 5 morning shifts and one afternoon shifts starting tomorrow #and it really feels like i didnt had any days off #like seriously #how does 2 days goes by so fast

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Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.

17 Days

#he really syas fuck you damn

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So polite

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Crazy: dog breathes in and out while happy

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its actually amazing how Youtube keeps forcing people to watch a thousand ads meanwhile the site is actively getting worse and worse. I cant see the date of videos unless i zoom out, it keeps showing me the wrong videos when i click them, and just now i went back a page and the video is still playing despite that.

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#manifesting this from when im 30

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These Tiled Steps In San Francisco Glow At Night From The Moonlight

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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I'd fuck this thing from Metroid.

oh WOW ok i love this for you

#THE OMEGA???? THE OMEGA METROID #YOUD FUCK THAT??? #.....You know what i respect you #i dont get it but i respect you especially because you didnt even used anon #Metroid

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.