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m1ilfluvr · 10 months

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my favorite type of bra 🙌🤭

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m1ilfluvr · 10 months

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Y/N who recently found out how old Alcina is: Hello there, my antique Lady ❤️

Alcina: I might be old fashioned but definitely not OLD, draga mea.

Y/N, holding back the laugh: …

Alcina: …

Alcina: You little bitch-

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m1ilfluvr · 10 months

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hey dont cry okay? women with broad shoulders

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m1ilfluvr · 11 months

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Alcina: You don’t love me!

Y/N: I only said I won’t let you sleep on top of me cause you’ll break me…

Alcina: It’s the same!

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m1ilfluvr · 11 months

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criminal minds be like “we’re looking for a white male”

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m1ilfluvr · 11 months

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Apparently not

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m1ilfluvr · 11 months

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Karl Heisenberg, talking about Y/N for the first time: She is a bitch “pointing at Alcina” just like you.

Y/N: It is the most interesting and actually the best compliment I’ve ever had.

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m1ilfluvr · 11 months

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I feel like Alcina would think 'serving cunt' means you having your legs spread on her bed for her to feast and would be very disappointed to learn its a figure of speech. Of course you'd end up on her bed, legs spread and her mouth on you either way. Oh! It might become code for sex! People would think its a joke but in reality its her way of saying: spread them for me, darling.

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m1ilfluvr · 11 months

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Y/N: We’ve been together for 10 years, Alcina…

Alcina: So?

Y/N: Turn me into vampire. Do you see those wrinkles? My grey hair?

Alcina: You’re around your 30. Make it to 40 and we’ll talk, love.

Y/N: I don’t want to be an old, ugly, wrinkly vampire…

Alcina (choking), who turned at her mid 40: Excuse you, young lady, did you just call me ugly?