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save a horse but maybe dont ride this particular cowgirl i hear she bites

#blorbo in law on the dash!!! katie art on the dash!!!!!! it is a good night

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the horny mass hysteria for post brazil transformation charlie is something that should be studied in a lab i think

#i have. no excuse nor explanation

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im a weak man

#. #this is going to have disastrous effects on my psyche

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saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

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Oisin really fucked with the wizard girl who one punched her dad and has a best friend who knows and enjoys the taste of dragon. Bold move on his part. Bold.

#dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #i need the nerd squad to destroy him so bad

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i hate when europeans make fun of americans for being hopelessly dependent on the burger. because its true. i AM hopelessly dependent on the burger. i love burger. burger is like a beautiful butch lesbian to me

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so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

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As someone that deeply hated Porter since he was shown to be a terrible teacher to Gorgug, I cannot begin to explain how vindicated I feel

#dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #it makes me so infinitely happy #the villain WAS shitty teachers!!!! (grossly oversimplifying but you get it)

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okay i think maybe the reason i’m so upset about oisin being an asshat is because of the neurodivergent and aspec experience of thinking someone likes you and letting yourself entertain the thought of liking them back and thinking that maybe after years of not getting something that everybody else seems to that it’s clicked for you. and then all of that is ripped away in seconds as they throw in your face how stupid you’ve been how stupid to think they would ever actually like someone like you. adaine my poor girl i hope she rips that fucker to shreds

#mouse mumbles #fhjy spoilers #not maintagging this one beyond that because i am Projecting <3 #can adaine have One Good Thing Please

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"My darling paramour, my infernal flame, my Figueroth. I sent these meteors to you from the dawn of time when a rogue asteroid almost hit my dad's jet ski. Sundering the space rock with but a gesture of my most potent art, the debris surrounded me and with it came the sorrow of your absence. I sent these rocky chunks across the galaxy, and they have traveled since the beginning of time to tell you that I love you. In each moment of our mutual ignorance, where we had yet to meet, this message was already spinning its way to you through time and space to illuminate the night sky and tell you that I love you.

Us -- our love, like time, has been inevitable and strange. I have walked in its shadow joyfully. It gives me peace to know that in my darkest moments, my love for you was already on its way, flying through the stars. We have been on our way to save us since before the lights of our world were first lit. Pretty cool, my darling paramour.

P.S. I know you have another year of school after this. But I hope one day soon, you and I might travel amongst these stars together.

XOXO Ayda Aguefort

P.S. You are not gonna believe how much my dad spent on this jet ski."

#dimension 20 #explodes and dies forever #fhjy spoilers

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the bad kids trying to win the election: we have taken every precaution possible there is no way they will be able to rig the votes

fuckass oisin for some reason:

#dimension 20 #WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIMMMMM #fhjy spoilers

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hoooly fucking moly that ending. i’m gonna kill oisin hakinvar with my bare hands

#mouse mumbles #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #‘didn’t see the storm coming? must not be a very good oracle’ ILL KILL YOU DRAGON BOY. YOU COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS #THE FUCKING PING PONG BALLS IM SO UPSET. BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

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blood moon love

alternate caption: ahaha nooooo don’t get addicted to the taste of your best friend’s blood that’s so gayyyyy

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what are you hiding from, riz gukgæk?

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somewhere in another universe, spring is warming the bayou and rachel rand is 14 years old and catching frogs and nothing bad has happened.

my gift for @dawnlotus-draws for the @jrwi-art-exchange spring exchange :]

#art rb time. because i can