𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖, 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖
𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟
ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕, 𝕤𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕…
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𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖, 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖
𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟
ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕, 𝕤𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕…
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𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖, 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖
𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟
ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕, 𝕤𝕠 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕…
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I think I’m gonna go work on that LiS multimuse now, I’m feeling pretty bleh. I might be selective w the blog so like this if you want the URL when I get it up !!
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𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑹 . ( horribly memey sentence starters based off things people say within my narnia rpc discord server .)
❛ this is horrible , i want to go home . ❜
❛ i have never been so terrified in my life . ❜
❛ i am strangely into this . ❜
❛ do y’all think jesus’s fursona would actually be a lion ? let’s discuss . ❜
❛ i did see that . that’s when i knew it was time to go to bed . ❜
❛ i once said i wanted to punch him , i can’t lie . ❜
❛ all the knives , i don’t know whether to be afraid or excited about it . ❜
❛ it’s (t)hate crime thursday . ❜
❛ i ship [ name ] with extensive therapy . they’d be so cute together . ❜
❛ where is peace ?? where can i find peace ?? ❜
❛ i do tend to make people feel like shit after talking to me . ❜
❛ i’m not hating on it , i’m just questioning my friendships . ❜
❛ sounds like we’ve got ourselves a hater over here . ❜
❛ it’s okay , this is a safe space . bullying is done with affection here . ❜
❛ how is everyone doing on this fine day ? i’m pretty sure i food poisoned myself so i hope you’re doing better than that . ❜
❛ nick cage is the least narnian person . ❜
❛ that would be very australian of you . ❜
❛ the american accent is simply incomprehensible to me . ❜
❛ i’ll fight your boss - name a time & place . ❜
❛ if i’m not looking at them , they’re not really there . ❜
❛ i’m pretending you don’t exist . ❜
❛ every day i am getting emotional over silly little traitor lads . ❜
❛ i wrote a god awful rhyme & nobody here bullied me . good soup . ❜
❛ hey , uh , when i said i wanted to cry , i didn’t mean like that . ❜
❛ i hope y’all have been gossiping about me . ❜
❛ goddammit , i should’ve kept the illusion going . ❜
❛ that’s not even close to being the worst thing said here today . ❜
❛ go on , then . kill me . ❜
❛ i care so much about this mouse . ❜
❛ like , yes . i’m pretty iconic . but i want other people to know that too . ❜
❛ i really don’t want flowers or chocolates , i just want to be comedically validated . ❜
❛ we forgot the fourth one . gaslight , gatekeep , girlboss , guilt trip . ❜
❛ ‘ same hat ’ is out , ‘ similar soup ’ is in . ❜
❛ i’m so disoriented by this but i think it’s good . ❜
❛ i just woke up & was assaulted with emotion . ❜
❛ i never know the new phrases , it just appears in my lingo like osmosis . ❜
❛ i still don’t know what ‘ worm ’ is . ❜
❛ wow i can’t believe that you’re the most beautiful thing in the world . ❜
❛ i’m not cool , how should i know ? ❜
❛ i’m not the cool kind of ‘ younger than 20 ′ , i’m just younger than 20 ❜
❛ surprise party ; you’re dead ! ❜
❛ i would let him set my house on fire . ❜
❛ i had blue hair when i was 16 , are we a hivemind ??? ❜
❛ no mood , only worm . ❜
❛ can i not say ‘ mood ’ anymore ?? ❜
❛ tell me , is it because i’m brown or because i’m gay ? ❜
❛ i honestly just recommend staying single forever . ❜
❛ i will eat you . not in the sexy way , just as a meal . ❜
❛ why hold other people’s hands when i could hold a cat in each ? ❜
❛ people give me anxiety but that’s a problem to unpack another day . ❜
❛ every day i strive to torment [ name ] . ❜
❛ THAT’S NOT A MEME THAT’S JUST ASSAULT ! ❜
❛ good morning , snickerdoodles . i almost committed a felony this morning . ❜
❛ IT WON’T BE CURSED IT’LL BE CU - courageous . ❜
❛ come back , [ name ] , you little ass ! ❜
❛ we’re all immortal until we aren’t . ❜
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Gonna take my Adult Candy(TM) and replay LiS so I might move my LiS/TMW muses to a multimuse of their own !!
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Virginia Woolf, The Moment And Other Essays
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𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
feel free to change any pronouns or subjects (or reverse). tw for murder, emotionally manipulative language and mentions of death. mostly angst ( if not completely ).
‘ you killed her! ’
‘ i don’t deserve you! ’
‘ this is the end! ’
‘ i hate you! ’
‘ you left me! ’
‘ you can’t tell him! ’
‘ it’s too late! ’
‘ don’t hang up! ’
‘ you’re wasting my time! ’
‘ you’re a horrible person! ’
‘ you should’ve left me! ’
‘ don’t leave me! ’
‘ stay right there! ’
‘ i wish i’ve never met you! ’
‘ leave me alone! ’
‘ you’re the worst! ’
‘ there’s no where to run! ’
‘ i can’t believe you! ’
‘ you were my everything! ’
‘ i still love you! ’
‘ i can’t forgive you! ’
‘ i can’t love you! ’
‘ you forgot about me! ’
‘ you did this to me! ’
‘ you made me like this! ’
‘ don’t say that to me! ’
‘ he’s gone! ’
‘ shut up! ’
‘ you weren’t any better! ’
‘ you were all i had! ’
‘ this is all your fault! ’
‘ get out! ’
‘ i trusted you! ’
‘ enough! ’
‘ you’re not getting away with this! ’
‘ i swear i’m fine! ’
‘ you need me! ’
‘ i’m not good enough for you! ’
‘ you scared me! ’
‘ go on without me! ’
‘ you’re all i have! ’
‘ you’ll be okay! ’
‘ go away! ’
‘ i’m talking to you! ’
‘ i won’t fall here! ’
‘ i don’t ever want to see you! ’
‘ i’m sick of you! ’
‘ i was always your second choice! ’
‘ answer me! ’
‘ stand up! ’
‘ let me go! ’
‘ i can’t help it! ’
‘ don’t raise your voice at me! ’
‘ i don’t need you! ’
‘ this isn’t real! ’
‘ i don’t need anyone! ’
‘ listen to me! ’
‘ i should’ve left long ago! ’
‘ you took everything from me! ’
‘ leave! ’
‘ i’ll kill you! ’
‘ don’t ever come here ever again! ’
‘ go! ’
‘ you don’t understand! ’
‘ it was all a lie! ’
‘ i’ve seen enough! ’
‘ you’re so annoying! ’
‘ talk to me! ’
‘ listen to me! ’
‘ stop right there! ’
‘ get lost! ’
‘ just do it! ’
‘ i should’ve never trusted you! ’
‘ there was never anything! ’
‘ i can’t protect you! ’
‘ i’m a failure! ’
‘ kill me! kill me now! ’
‘ no! keep your eyes open! ’
‘ don’t make me come in there! ’
‘ you promised me! ’
‘ wake up! ’
‘ i just need some time to think! ’
‘ let me explain! ’
‘ i’m leaving! ’
‘ sit down! ’
‘ i need you! ’
‘ you’re a disappointment! ’
‘ stop running! ’
‘ we can’t fight any longer! ’
‘ you deserved it! ’
‘ we were perfect together! ’
‘ i can’t do this anymore! ’
‘ no more lies! ’
‘ move on! ’
‘ don’t look back! ’
‘ i can’t do this again! ’
‘ save her! ’
‘ i never loved you! ’
‘ be strong! ’
‘ i won’t cry! ’
‘ i won’t mourn you! ’
‘ you’re lying! ’
‘ not this way! ’
‘ hold on! ’
‘ wait! ’
‘ time’s up! ’
‘ there’s nothing to say! ’
‘ you were meant to be mine! ’
‘ i’ve been worried sick! ’
‘ i’m sorry! ’
‘ help me! ’
‘ say it, now! ’
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feel free to change any pronouns or subjects (or reverse). tw for blood, death and physical violence mention.
‘ is it complete? ’
‘ who are you? ’
‘ who is this? ’
‘ why are you bleeding? ’
‘ what would i do without you? ’
‘ do you feel alright? ’
‘ what’s your name? ’
‘ why do you hate me? ’
‘ do you want something to eat? ’
‘ aren’t you supposed to be someone important? ’
‘ did you read it yet? ’
‘ can you help me? ’
‘ why do you act so weirdly? ’
‘ what do i do with someone like you? ’
‘ you awake? ’
‘ can’t you tell left from right? ’
‘ how dare you? ’
‘ can i have a word? ’
‘ why didn’t you fight back? ’
‘ can you stop interupting me? ’
‘ why are you here? ’
‘ what happened? ’
‘ haven’t you said enough? ’
‘ why are you still ___? ’
‘ why don’t you shut up and be quiet? ’
‘ what did you dream of? ’
‘ why are you yelling? ’
‘ how could you say that? ’
‘ is that mine? ’
‘ why did you turn out this way? ’
‘ are you talking to me? ’
‘ why won’t he date me? ’
‘ why did you hit him? ’
‘ why are you crying yourself to sleep? ’
‘ are you serious? ’
‘ who did this? ’
‘ will i regret this? ’
‘ do you promise? ’
‘ is that mine? ’
‘ am i dead? ’
‘ can you stop moving? ’
‘ is he looking at me? ’
‘ does it hurt? ’
‘ how did that happen? ’
‘ what’s the weather for tomorrow? ’
‘ are you in love with me yet? ’
‘ is it that important? ’
‘ want some? ’
‘ was that an accident? ’
‘ what’s the deal with you? ’
‘ who do you think you are? ’
‘ can i ask you something? ’
‘ why don’t you leave then? ’
‘ how could you? ’
‘ is this all you can do? ’
‘ why is this here? ’
‘ how did you get in here? ’
‘ is it freezing to you? ’
‘ what are you making tdday? ’
‘ are you lost? ’
‘ has it been that long? ’
‘ how could you? ’
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* JOHN WICK FRANCHISE PROMPTS ,
i'll kill them, i'll kill them all.
where the fuck are you?
i lost everything.
if you cut a king, you better cut him to the quick.
consider this a professional courtesy.
i gotta say, i'm a pretty big fan.
i apologize for calling you at this hour.
nothing's ever just a conversation with you.
it's seems to be fate, or happenstance, or just bad fucking luck caused our paths to cross once again.
i know what you're thinking.
do i look civilized to you?
they know you're coming.
you may never return home.
do you think you can scare me into opening this gate?
are you scared of the fucking boogeyman?
you don't want me owing you.
are you sure a protracted war is the best way forward?
you look terrible.
this haven is safe no more.
you look as bad as i feel.
they sure as fuck broke the mold with you.
why do you want to live?
let us not resort to our baser instincts and handle this like civilized men to move on.
i need something robust, precise.
it's been a while, my condolences, how're you holding up?
do you really wanna die here?
i'll have to get back to you.
everything's got a price.
i heard about your wife, and i'm sorry.
how do you feel? 'cause i am really pissed off.
a man can stay here a long time and never eat the same meal twice.
it's okay, let's go home.
this kingdom is mine and mine alone.
are you here on business?
people keep asking if i'm back and i haven't really had an answer.
i say the odds are about even.
why don't you take the night off?
i was just sorting some stuff out.
have you thought this through?
my god! how long has it been?
you came to me, i helped you; if you don't do this, you know the consequences.
after this, we are less than even.
i'm not that guy anymore.
i'm retired.
i can't help you, i'm sorry.
there's no rhyme or reason to this life, it's days like today scattered among the rest.
you look good, and here i'd feared you'd left all this behind.
that was a pretty good fight, huh?
you want a war?
i once saw him kill three men in a bar with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.
so tell me, how was life on the other side?
to what do we owe the pleasure?
a gift from the boogeyman, perfect for every occasion.
seven million dollars is a lot of money.
i try to dissuade them from these childish notions, but as you know, art is pain: life is suffering.
i'm not telling you shit!
if you want peace, prepare for war.
everything all right?
well, i wouldn't recommend that you eat one.
do you need anything for the pain?
what are you really doing here?
people don't change, you know that; times, they do.
i heard you struck my son.
are we negotiating?
he was the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman.
now, as i recall, weren't you the one tasked to dole out the beatings, not to receive them?
are services still off limit to me?
you had your chance.
i thought i'd let myself in.
you have nothing, vengeance is all you have left.
i can make this right.
we can keep this up as long as you'd like, but it only ends one way.
my apologies. i was dealing with an uninvited guest.
your stitches'll tear and you'll bleed, but you'll have full function.
do you expect him to make it out?
we're not going in like the old days, just a conversation.
if you still have business to attend to, take two of these beforehand.
if you're looking to heal, then keep it marginal.
can't say i blame him, i would've done the same thing if i was in his shoes.
that's unwise, i assure you.
in that moment, i received some semblance of hope.
don't worry about me, i just gotta catch my breath.
you still need something, someone to love, so start with this.
you dip so much as a pinky back into this pond, you may well find something reaches out and drags you back into its depths.
you, uh, working again?
sometimes you gotta cut a motherfucker.
fuck management.
an eye for an eye, you know how it goes.
so what sort of movement am i looking at?
i'm sorry I can't be there for you.
you're not very good at retiring.
oh, and remember, you owe me.
you stabbed the devil in the back and forced him back into the life that he had just left.
it's not what you did that angers me so, it's who you did it to.
you've broken the rules.
could you recommend anything for the end of the night?
i am all seeing, and i am all knowing.
treat all your ladies like this?
under the table is where shit gets done.
the bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now.
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Hey, LiS RPC, any characters y’all wanna see written? There’s only like...a solid 2-4 I wouldn’t write, the rest I’d be more than happy to try
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✧ — ⋆ 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
some ideas for first meeting prompts that may help break the ice between characters . feel free to amend contexts & roles where required ! violent & alcohol related prompts present .
[ BAR ] : for your muse to join mine at a bar
[ DINER ] : for your muse to join mine at a diner / restaurant
[ SAVE ] : for your muse to step in to save my muse in a fight
[ FAKE ] : for your muse to pretend to know my muse in public to save them from a difficult encounter
[ RUN ] : for your muse to grab my muse’s hand and tell them to run
[ STEAL ] : for your muse to try to steal from my muse ( pickpocketing , in their home etc – feel free to specify context ! )
[ STUDY ] : for your muse to join mine to study / read
[ PICNIC ] : for your muse to join mine on a picnic
[ FIRST DATE ] : for your muse to meet mine for a first date
[ BREAK IN ] : for our muses to break in somewhere together
[ ATTACK ] : for your muse to try to attack mine ( specify context ! )
[ DANCE ] : for your muse to invite mine to dance
[ PAY ] : for your muse to pay for my muse’s item(s) ( specify context ! )
[ TAXI ] : for our muses to share a taxi ride somewhere
[ CAR ] : for your muse to jump in my muse’s car and tell them to drive
[ LOCKED OUT ] : for your muse to be locked out of their apartment & to ask for help from mine
[ DIY ] : for your muse to ask mine for help with diy in their home
[ DARE ] : for your muse to approach mine on a dare
[ PATCH ] : for your muse to help mine with an injury
[ COMFORT ] : for your muse to comfort mine
[ SWIM ] : for your muse to throw mine into the sea / a river / pool ( specify ! )
[ RESTRAINED ] : for our muses to be tied up together
[ CRY ] : for your muse to find mine crying
[ KIDNAP ] : for your muse to kidnap mine
[ DRUNK ] : for your muse to look after mine while drunk
[ ZOMBIE ] : for our muses to be caught in a zombie attack together
[ TRAPPED ] : for our muses to be trapped somewhere together ( stuck in a storm ? kidnapped together ? dodgy lock on a door ? )
[ WARN ] : for your muse to warn mine of incoming danger
[ COFFEE SHOP ] : for your muse to join mine at a coffee shop / café
[ WORK ] : for your muse to help train mine on the first day of their job
[ ROOMMATES ] : for your muse to be my muse’s roommate ( feel free to specify whether in a college or a regular setting ! )
[ BOOKSHOP ] : for our muses to meet in a bookshop
[ EVENT ] : for our muses to meet at a charity event
[ FUNDRAISING ] : for our muses to team up to raise money for charity ( feel free to specify potential ideas ! )
[ COMPETITORS ] : for our muses to be rivals in a competition
[ KARAOKE ] : for our muses to sing karaoke together
[ MUTUAL FRIEND ] : for our muses to meet through a mutual friend
[ STOOD UP ] : for your muse to join mine on a date after noticing that they have been stood up
[ MISSION ] : for our muses to meet on a mission
[ UNDERCOVER ] : for your muse to approach mine while undercover
[ MUSUEM ] : for our muses to meet at a museum
[ ABANDONED ] : for our muses to meet in an abandoned building
[ STARGAZING ] : for our muses to meet while stargazing
[ ROOFTOP ] : for your muse to find mine on a rooftop
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An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme
Physical prompts based around some of my favorite tropes / physical actions in threads. Send this + reverse to change which muse does which action.
tw for implied violence in some
❰❰ PIN ❱❱ sender pins receiver during a fight/training
❰❰ HURT ❱❱ sender is hurt protecting receiver
❰❰ CARRY ❱❱ sender carries receiver bridal style
❰❰ LIFT ❱❱ sender carries receiver over their shoulder
❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ sender bandages receiver’s wounds
❰❰ SUPPORT ❱❱ sender comforts receiver after a loss / traumatic event
❰❰ THREAT ❱❱ sender holds a weapon up to receiver as a threat
❰❰ SAVE ❱❱ sender saves receiver’s life
❰❰ CRY ❱❱ sender cries in front of receiver
❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance
❰❰ HAND KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the hand or wrist
❰❰ CHEEK KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the cheek
❰❰ HEAD KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the forehead
❰❰ EMBRACE ❱❱ sender embraces receiver
❰❰ HANDS ❱❱ sender’s fingers graze the receiver’s fingers
❰❰ CUDDLE ❱❱ our muses cuddle
❰❰ BED ❱❱ our muses share a bed
❰❰ BRUSH ❱❱ sender plays with / brushes receiver’s hair
❰❰ GAZE ❱❱ our muses make extended eye contact
❰❰ ALMOST ❱❱ our muses almost kiss but don’t or are interrupted before they do
❰❰ ARGUE ❱❱ sender ends an argument with receiver with a kiss
❰❰ ARM ❱❱ sender puts their arm around receiver
❰❰ PULL ❱❱ sender pulls receiver close to them
❰❰ BACK ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the back
❰❰ SHOULDER ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the shoulder
❰❰ LEAN ❱❱ sender leans against receiver
❰❰ CARESS ❱❱ sender caresses the receiver’s cheek
❰❰ HAIR ❱❱ sender pushes receiver’s hair away from their face
❰❰ TILT ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their hand
❰❰ CHIN ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their weapon
❰❰ LEG ❱❱ sender’s leg touches the receiver’s leg under the table
❰❰ FOOD ❱❱ sender feeds the receiver
❰❰ WALL ❱❱ sender pushes the receiver against a wall
❰❰ FREE ❱❱ sender frees the receiver from restraints
❰❰ TACKLE ❱❱ sender hugs the receiver so hard they almost fall over / do fall over
❰❰ DYING ❱❱ sender finds the receiver near death
❰❰ PANIC ❱❱ sender comforts the receiver as they have a panic attack or get overstimulated
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SEND ❓+ A QUESTION AND MY MUSE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
feel free to elaborate as much as possible !
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𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑰𝑫 𝑰𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑹 . ( horribly memey sentence starters based off things people say within my narnia rpc discord server .)
❛ this is horrible , i want to go home . ❜
❛ i have never been so terrified in my life . ❜
❛ i am strangely into this . ❜
❛ do y’all think jesus’s fursona would actually be a lion ? let’s discuss . ❜
❛ i did see that . that’s when i knew it was time to go to bed . ❜
❛ i once said i wanted to punch him , i can’t lie . ❜
❛ all the knives , i don’t know whether to be afraid or excited about it . ❜
❛ it’s (t)hate crime thursday . ❜
❛ i ship [ name ] with extensive therapy . they’d be so cute together . ❜
❛ where is peace ?? where can i find peace ?? ❜
❛ i do tend to make people feel like shit after talking to me . ❜
❛ i’m not hating on it , i’m just questioning my friendships . ❜
❛ sounds like we’ve got ourselves a hater over here . ❜
❛ it’s okay , this is a safe space . bullying is done with affection here . ❜
❛ how is everyone doing on this fine day ? i’m pretty sure i food poisoned myself so i hope you’re doing better than that . ❜
❛ nick cage is the least narnian person . ❜
❛ that would be very australian of you . ❜
❛ the american accent is simply incomprehensible to me . ❜
❛ i’ll fight your boss - name a time & place . ❜
❛ if i’m not looking at them , they’re not really there . ❜
❛ i’m pretending you don’t exist . ❜
❛ every day i am getting emotional over silly little traitor lads . ❜
❛ i wrote a god awful rhyme & nobody here bullied me . good soup . ❜
❛ hey , uh , when i said i wanted to cry , i didn’t mean like that . ❜
❛ i hope y’all have been gossiping about me . ❜
❛ goddammit , i should’ve kept the illusion going . ❜
❛ that’s not even close to being the worst thing said here today . ❜
❛ go on , then . kill me . ❜
❛ i care so much about this mouse . ❜
❛ like , yes . i’m pretty iconic . but i want other people to know that too . ❜
❛ i really don’t want flowers or chocolates , i just want to be comedically validated . ❜
❛ we forgot the fourth one . gaslight , gatekeep , girlboss , guilt trip . ❜
❛ ‘ same hat ’ is out , ‘ similar soup ’ is in . ❜
❛ i’m so disoriented by this but i think it’s good . ❜
❛ i just woke up & was assaulted with emotion . ❜
❛ i never know the new phrases , it just appears in my lingo like osmosis . ❜
❛ i still don’t know what ‘ worm ’ is . ❜
❛ wow i can’t believe that you’re the most beautiful thing in the world . ❜
❛ i’m not cool , how should i know ? ❜
❛ i’m not the cool kind of ‘ younger than 20 ′ , i’m just younger than 20 ❜
❛ surprise party ; you’re dead ! ❜
❛ i would let him set my house on fire . ❜
❛ i had blue hair when i was 16 , are we a hivemind ??? ❜
❛ no mood , only worm . ❜
❛ can i not say ‘ mood ’ anymore ?? ❜
❛ tell me , is it because i’m brown or because i’m gay ? ❜
❛ i honestly just recommend staying single forever . ❜
❛ i will eat you . not in the sexy way , just as a meal . ❜
❛ why hold other people’s hands when i could hold a cat in each ? ❜
❛ people give me anxiety but that’s a problem to unpack another day . ❜
❛ every day i strive to torment [ name ] . ❜
❛ THAT’S NOT A MEME THAT’S JUST ASSAULT ! ❜
❛ good morning , snickerdoodles . i almost committed a felony this morning . ❜
❛ IT WON’T BE CURSED IT’LL BE CU - courageous . ❜
❛ come back , [ name ] , you little ass ! ❜
❛ we’re all immortal until we aren’t . ❜
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CONFRONTATIONS
“ you have to talk to someone, eventually. it doesn’t have to be me, but. you need to. ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what’s going on. ”
“ you may like to pretend, but i don’t. something is wrong and you’re hiding it from me. ”
“ you can’t even say that and look me in the eyes. you’re clearly lying. just tell me the truth. ”
“ everyone else might be buying it, but i don’t. what’s wrong? ”
“ you’re not fine. you’re clearly not fine. and you don’t have to keep saying that you are. ”
“ you can talk to me, you know. whatever you have to say, i’m not gonna judge you or do anything. i just want to listen. ”
“ you can’t run away from this forever. ”
“ i can’t keep acting like i don’t see something is wrong with you. ”
“ you keep acting like if you let down your guard the world will end. ”
“ stop brushing me off. i know something is going on. ”
“ hey— look at me. you can talk to me. ”
“ i don’t know if you think you’re being strong or protecting me, but i don’t need you to keep painting on smiles when you’re clearly upset. ”
“ why don’t you trust me enough to let me in? ”
“ you think if you run around taking care of everyone else, no one will notice you’re falling apart. ”
“ you keep acting like you’re looking for an excuse to leave. ”
“ stop. just stop trying to avoid this. shutting me out isn’t going to fix the problem. ”
“ you do realize you don’t have to do this alone right? ”
“ you think you’re handling this on your own but you’re not. that’s not how it works when the people who care about you can see you’re suffering but refusing to ask for help. ”
“ you don’t get a choice this time. i’m helping you. ”
“ why do you keep lying to me like i don’t know ever time you try it? ”
“ i don’t know why you seem to think you have to hide your pain. ”
“ i don’t know why you thought i wasn’t going to notice. but i see right through you. ”
“ i know you’re having nightmares again. ”
“ why are you acting like this? ”
“ don’t change the subject. i saw you crying. ”
“ you fucked it up. ”
“ what the hell is wrong with you? ”
“ just tell me what the fuck the problem is? ”
“ did you just flinch away from me? ”
“ i trusted you. why can’t you trust me too? ”
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Chapter 5 rlly be like-
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