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Fuck it [injects you with weird fucked up science goo]

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oh to be an old n64 and be washed so carefully by strong hands and then ever so gently placed in a bin of hydrogen peroxide and basked in uv light for 24 hours to remove the yellowing from my casing

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bro i am just fucking here

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Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

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*swags nervously*

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Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

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whenever i take of my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

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um

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1970’s Lou Reed playing a show in some kind of swamp. 

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i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

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the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

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booty shorts that say “psychoanalyze me” but the anal is bedazzled