lylat-ruler

[lylat-ruler]

"Does it alarm you that I'm capable of unwinding just like the rest of you? It IS 4/20 after all!"

"My arch nemesis, ladies and gentlemen."

#totally planned this i sure did yep #i'm just that fuckin' clever

[lylat-ruler]

ANDROSS: These edibles ain't shit ANDROSS, five minutes later:

#MONKEY BUSINESS || MEMES

[lylat-ruler]

#that's it that's the tweet

[lylat-ruler]

greedypigman​:

“ stincky AND fat ass, don’t forget that”

“LIL MAMA GET OFF ASS SO PHAT HOW YOU TAKE IT TO THE GROUND WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT?”

#greedypigman #I HAVE TELEKINESIS DON’T FUCK WITH ME || CRACK #LET’S GO TO MY OFFICE AND PLAY DOCTOR. || NSFW

[lylat-ruler]

“I've just been informed that I am, ah, a fuckin stinky.”

#I HAVE TELEKINESIS DON’T FUCK WITH ME || CRACK

[lylat-ruler]

I can’t decide 

if I’m more surprised that I made Andross on Saint Patrick’s day

or that it’s been six fucking years 

[lylat-ruler]

truth serum + How many people have you used for your experiments?

[SEND.]

"Enough for the ends to justify the means."

#just because he has to tell the truth doesn't mean he has to tell it directly does it am i cheating i'm cheating aren't i #the doctor is in || ask

[lylat-ruler]

Truth Serum + You don't care about the lives of your men and women who fight for your victory?

[Send]

"Point to me where I've ever indicated that I don't care about the lives of those who assist me in my efforts. Has that not been the very root of my campaigning since the beginning? That those in Venom are oft ignored by Lylat's so-called greater power? Do you truly believe that I stand on a platform steadied by such a hollow and crumbling foundation? No, something that flimsy could never maintain the power behind my conviction and I fear you may not have been paying attention."

#THE DOCTOR IS IN || ASK #YOU COVER YOUR FACE BUT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. || ANON #I think Andross believes that he cares #and that IS his truth #but his actions will always speak otherwise psstpsst #(that's why he's so quick to redirect the question to himself)

[lylat-ruler]

truth serum !

send “ Truth Serum + [ a question ] ” , and my muse has to answer truthfully.

#whyyyyyyyyyyyy not

[lylat-ruler]

Who's Nora?

"She is my daughter. Do not make me regret yielding her privacy."

#she's actually a character that FredrykPhox created for A Fox in Space which is the material this Andross is loosely based on #I wasn't sure if i'd include Nora into Andross's story but if people are asking then hell yeah let's do it #THE DOCTOR IS IN || ASK #YOU COVER YOUR FACE BUT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. || ANON

[lylat-ruler]

Let me ask you this, Doctor..... How's Nora? 😏

“What exactly would I gain from responding to a question regarding my family’s private affairs when it’s asked by someone who can’t even bring themselves to show their face? Your provocation is thinly-veiled and you’re toeing a dangerous line: I suggest you consider your next actions very, very carefully.” 

#DAMN #never thought I'd see an ask about Nora #THE DOCTOR IS IN || ASK #YOU COVER YOUR FACE BUT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. || ANON

[lylat-ruler]

//Hi there, I have a question, How does Andross feel about humans working for him?

#THE DOCTOR IS OUT || OUT OF CHARACTER

[lylat-ruler]

greedypigman​:

“ Hi ,handsome”

“Yes. Hello, Pigma. Was this all, or.. was there something more pressing that you needed me to attend to..?”

#greedypigman #HAHAHAHA

[lylat-ruler]

“I was informed that my presence was not just requested, but demanded?”

#marti said she needed more andross #she gets more andross

[lylat-ruler]

I had a moment okay

#purr cat cafe #my art

[lylat-ruler]

I've come to make an announcement. The 'Great' Andross is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my wife. That's right, he took his ape-furry dick and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting" so I'm making a call put on Tumblr dot com. The 'Great' Andross, you got a small dick. It's the size of a walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right baby. No fur. Look at that. It looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Venom. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on Venom. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that Pepper? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit fucking Venom. Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too!

(Parli I am so sorry. Don't answer if this makes you uncomfortable)

Defeated sigh. "I miss my wife, Anon."

"I miss her a lot. I'll be back."

#LEGENDARY ANON #THE DOCTOR IS IN || ASK #YOU COVER YOUR FACE BUT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. || ANON

[lylat-ruler]

thebastardmeteocrusherpilot​:

The utter disgust of hearing that gnawed at her stomach. The ape man bites his lips feeling his fangs digging into his wrinkled skin, holding his anger against that freak.

“haha… yes, sir. my paradise is missing a sun right now, but I know I can recover it. I’m so sure of it!”

He fakes a smile at the emperor himself, keeping away any negative feelings.

“I’m sorry to hear that you’ve fallen on difficult times.” Cadmium eyes catching Galaxicos biting his lips, he realizes just how disinterested his ex-lieutenant is with the mad genius. 

“Is there perhaps something I can assist with? Do you know what the problem is?” 

An extended olive branch. 

Galaxicos arrives at the bar as usual, but his look and gestures look tired and disappointed.

"... there is no electricity in my house"

#thebastardmeteocrusherpilot #we dooooooo