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I just got onto a bus and the only other guy besides the driver is this guy, and he was wearing an oculus headset. He only took it off after hearing me slip because the driver suddenly started driving instead of waiting for me to be seated. Now he's just chilling without it on like Nothing happened.

#oculus #he was controlling the bus driver im sure of it.

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Penny has died about three times

Emma has died zero.

Penny lost because pyrhha panicked

She got hacked by a man who was spitting facts, and was nearly killed because of it

She was turned into a human, and ended up wanting the aerith special.

Emma cut her own ear off to trick her mom into thinking she was burning to death

Fought a demon, almost becomes aerith, but also killed said demon for about a few hours

When she recovers, she's reunited with her best friends, and they figure out a plan to escape.

Get hunted by humans, escape, gets saved by the brother they thought died

they overthrow the queen, get her killed

Makes a deal with god

The guy hunting them dies

Gets her mind erased

Gets reunited with her family despite making a deal that she would never meet them again,

And got to ride a giraffe.

I'm no expert

But I'm gonna say that Emma might, might

Just totally destroy penny the moment she finds out that a well placed magnet can probably ruin her entire day.

ROUND ONE: PART THREE

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I have a question. Why is everybody hating on the queen all of a sudden. Weren't we all joking about how she was immortal and stuff like a week ago? Why is everybody celebrating?

Asking as an American that doesn't look at any news media.

#harmony splatoon

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There's a reason we use plastic straws.

Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.

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just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

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gravity falls 10 year anniversary in a few days 

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i love having online friends . hello university students from europe . hello childrens show enthusiasts from the united states . hello baby gays from oceania . do you want to talk about soup

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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

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Perfection.

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Fuck Bees.

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Shigiraki is Minus, the league are the plughounds, Mr. Electric is All for one, Midoriya is max, Sharkboy is Bakugo, lavagirl is Uraraka, fight me, the ice queen is Todoroki because daddy issues, shark army is bakusquad, Tobor is All Might, Aizawa is Mr electricidad, the real class is 1b, and the ice statues are todorokis siblings.

Sharkboy and Lavagirl au

What is the cast line up? Is shigaraki Mr Electric?

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The day that had come. All Might had given him one for all, and, for Midoriya, who wanted to be a hero at one point, slowly learned that it wasn't everything he thought it would be. He felt sick to his stomach each time he had to use his newfound quirk, and, each time he did he knew the pain it caused his family. He had three people in mind. Mirio Togata, shouto Todoroki, and his childhood friend bakugo Katsuki. With todoroki, he attempted to pass it on during the sports festival, but was never given the opportunity, constantly being interrupted. The next opportunity came with Mirio. Mirio, the one who was expected to receive the quirk originally, would finally get the chance to, but no. He felt too humble about taking it, and wanted to persevere on his own. Midoriya was fully prepared to get on his knees and beg for Mirio to take it, but the nurses would then swarm in. And then the most recent opportunity, where he believed he had done it. On the island with the rest on 1A, mid-battle, Midoriya was celebrating. He had handed off one for all to bakugo, and he felt free. When he had handed it off, he felt guilty that he wasn't going to be the hero All Might wanted him to be, but he was grateful to not have to worry about scaring the woman he loved most, his mother. When he finally believed he was free, he passed out in exhaustion as the final embers were used to defeat nine. But later, when he recovered, he would come to learn that all for one chose to stay with him, mistaking his need to pass the quirk on was a sacrifice. That day, the tears he she'd were of pain, not joy, or relief. He wanted to be free of this quirk. He was now wondering if Melissa would have a good opportunity with the quirk when he decided on one option, of passing the quirk onto gentle criminal, who would want to become a hero once more after their original encounter

AU where Midoriya does not want to be a hero but is too awkward to tell All Might, so he uses literally any excuse he can find to give One For All to someone else and drop out UA.

I wonder who he'd give it to?

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Looks like Baja blast so ye

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

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Don't forget when Fabas tried to make them go after Lilly to erase her memories, even offering a bonus to their pay, which they needed, they refused, quit right on the spot, and lectured him over it! They not only care about Pokémon, but they care about the kids that beat them so often! Meowth always supports Litten from the shadows as well. They are the kindest villains you'll ever meet

Someone: Team Rocket is so mean and cruel! ! ! 

Me: Really

Are

You 

SUre???

Someone: That was just one time

Me: Okay zoomer say hat you want but you don’t know the truth…

Someone: They’re bad guys who steal other people’s pokemon?? Why are you defending them????

Me: I have a soft spot for evil people,, also they became a part of an evil team but they aren’t always evil. Also they’ve been losing to the same 10 year old for 20 something years?? WOuld you be hella saltyif you never aged and always lost to your rival in the pokemon world?

Someone: Yeah but-

Me: Then don’t blame them.

#Youtube

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The Racoon:

Steve Rogers: why is your back all scratched up?

Natasha Stark: *flashback to when she chased a raccoon after Steve had told her to leave it alone*

Natasha: ...

Natasha: I'm having an affair