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“what the actual fuck, eli ?? does that mean you — okay, honestly, i can’t even bear to say it out loud. the real question is why would you ever share this story with anyone ? you’re literally ten years old, please have some chill and learn to control your hormones. the next time this happens, i’m suing whichever mom tries to fuck with my son !!” 

“ so at work this morning, this lady came in looking more hungover than the irish after motherfucking saint patty’s day.which, yeah was relatable and all, but i was taking her order, you know, since i actually was doing my job for once—but then all of the sudden she won’t stop looking at me in the eye, you know, and next thing you know her shirt’s about three inches lower and she’s fucking winking, wining. she looked old enough to be my mom. but that’s not the worst part. after that she leaned across the counter and whispered, remember me? right into my goddamn ear. i guess i met her last night–i guess that would explain the lilac hand sanitizer i found in my jacket this morning. “ 

#idK WHAT THIS IS I HAVE TO GO TO BED SOON FORGIVE ME OK #c: eli

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luna: the real question is w HY DIDNT U TAKE ME WITH U luna: hot spicy italian men! pics or it didnt happen ://

shay: back from venice n i’m so jet-lagged shay: but i got an italian guy’s #

#HI BB IMISSED U #sc: shay #( ˚ ✧ — SNAPCHAT ! )

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raven ⇆ luna.

raven: is it acceptable to just wear an american flag wrapped like a towel today

raven: freedom

luna: i've always thought it was acceptable everyday???

luna: if wearing the american flag around myself everyday is wrong then i dont wanna be right tbh

#LATE AF but im just trying 2 make my way thru the tag!! #alSO I WILL REPLY TO UR MSGS TOMORROW IM SORRY BB #t: raven

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luna took a seat next to the other girl as she listened to olivia’s explanation, looking in the direction that she was pointing at. a smile made its way onto her face, only widening upon her not so subtle compliment. she could feel her cheeks sporting a touch of red and a wave of warmth making its way around her entire face. her blush only worsened upon olivia’s next line that quickly followed, and she found it almost impossible to make proper eye contact. for a few moments, she stared down at her lap with a grin plastered across her face. finally after regaining her composure and ability to speak properly, luna looked back up at olivia. “you’re exaggerating.” she replied, rolling her eyes playfully. “besides, beauty isn’t always in what’s being captured. more often, i find it’s the person behind the camera, really.” her flirting skills were lacklustre to say the least, but she found herself attempting to respond back to olivia’s gestures anyway. 

it wasn’t uncommon for the two to pass such comments back and forth — in fact, it’d been going on for quite some time now. still, luna struggled to read the intentions behind olivia’s words, not wanting to make any assumptions. they were friends, good friends. both shared a love for art anlad had somehow crossed paths through school. since then, luna found herself only wanting to get to know her more and more. sure, she found lots of girls attractive, but there was a certain trait olivia possessed that made her want to look in a little further. being three years her senior and all though, there was no predicting how olivia felt towards her. there was definitely no doubt that she was trying to flirt, but it wasn’t quite as easy to figure out where exactly she wanted their relationship to go. in all honesty, luna wasn’t too certain either. all she knew was that getting to know the other girl better could do no harm, turning their friendship into something more was something to think about in the near future, hopefully. 

she was grateful for the subject to change elsewhere, not possessing much confidence in her wooing skills. while luna appreciated being praised with flattery just like any other might, her comfort zone lied in normal conversation. personally, she preferred in-depth exchanges, truly listening to what the other had to say. her heart jumped a little out of glee and nervousness when olivia offered to join her during her break, although she tried her best to maintain a straight face. “i was planning on getting a cup of coffee. i wouldn’t mind at all for you to join me, good company’s always appreciated.” the girl said, trying to come off as casual. “i promise i won’t sound as dead once i get some caffeine in me.” 

two more hours. that’s all the time olivia had until she made it to her next class, music theory, an elective that olivia happened to fall in love with. so with those two hours to spare, olivia did what she does best. the university of boston has always had a beautiful campas. there was so much greenery, beautiful hand sculpted statues, and the campus’ stain glass windows were marvolus. it left olivia in awe every time she set foot there. she was sitting on a bench in front of a particular statue, snapping away as she tried to capture the way the sunlight reflected off certain spots. every time olivia pulled away from the camera, a frustrated sigh would slip out of her mouth as she peered at the picture preview. none of the pictures were turning out the way olivia wanted them to, and they were all so drastic, there was no way photoshop could fix them. maybe when the sun went down and there was a little less light, olivia would try again. the thought of that made olivia feel a little bit okay.

a small smile appeared across her face as olivia recognized the lady approaching her. luna was always someone olivia had her eyes on. she was charming, cute, and just all around beautiful. their relationship remained as just friends, but olivia always wondered what would happen if they reached past that stage. “that statue you’re standing in front of is actually one of my favorites.” olivia pointed straight past luna, directed at the work of art. “it’s called ‘free at last, ‘ it’s a memorial to martin luther king jr. it’s just such a beautiful work of art, it leaves me speechless —-just like you.��� olivia stood up and shrugged at the girl, a small rosy tint showing up on olivia’s cheeks. what a dumb thing to say, shes probably heard that one before.  “you are most definitely something worth capturing in this place, or should i say someone?” olivia was totally mentally slapping herself for that one. how cheesy could she get? this is not how people flirted in the movies. how were they so smooth? all olivia had to do was stay calm and cool, how hard could that be? “so where are you headed? i have time to join you, if you don’t mind?”  

#OK THIS LIT TOOK ME 5 MILLION YRS IM SO SORRY BB #c: olivia

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o shit yall logans scarin me .. my problematic son

#( ˚ ✧ — OOC ! )

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“you’re not my fucking parent, logan — god. i know you don’t understand, and i don’t expect you to but you just have to let this one go, alright ? i’m fine, i just... needed to talk to her. and it’s not like i need your permission, anyways.”

@lunawyd

“– I’m done talking about this Luna, you can do whatever the hell you want. God, sometimes I feel like you seriously need to grow up. She doesn’t give a shit about you, when are you going to learn to let people go?”

#who is she ? #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #jk i'm Assuming it's her no good ex who doesn't actually exist in the rp right now lmao #c: logan

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muse memes; text message edition part one.

[text] Today I asked my mother to buy me smaller condoms by mistake, instead of smaller tampons. If she pitifully looks at your crotch the next time you come over, don’t be confused.

[text] You yelled at the kitchen sponge and asked for the Krabby Patty secret formula. I’m pretty sure you were drunk.

[text] I just finished watching Alice in Wonderland for the third time in a row. I’m starting it again. I’m eating cocoa puffs. I’m a grown man. If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, just remember that you could be me.

[text] It’s been twelve hours and I think I’m officially ready to enter into the slutty stage of the break up phase.

[text] The last time I heard someone say ‘YOLO,’ I ended up getting arrested for pole dancing in the middle of a shopping mall. Too soon.

[text] On a scale of 1 to I should go prepare a grave for [him/her] in the woods, how’re you handling the break up?

[text] So anyway, the moral of that story is that they actually have a tiny jail in malls.

[text] I caught him masturbating to the Mario Bros. theme song. I’m marrying him.

[text] I just remember a disco ball flashing in the bathroom as I finger-banged a drag queen’s cleavage.

[text] You ran around town with nothing but my sister’s barbie doll taped to your junk.

[text] FUCK. FUCK. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T USE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. IT’S NOT SAFE.

[text] You know how I sent you that selfie of me peeing on a cop car? Burn your phone. And if the cops stop by your door, I have a twin named Miguel.

[text] THE BABY IS CRYING THE MICROWAVE’S ON FIRE AND THE DOG IS DRAGGING HIS NEUTERED BALLS ACROSS THE FLOOR. BABYSITTING IS EASY, THEY SAID.

[text] On the plus side I started dissolving vitamins into my morning bottle of whiskey.

[text] Please tell me you don’t know why the dean came to me asking why there was blood in our dorm.

[text] WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! THE SKY IS GREEN, THE GRASS IS BLUE, AND THE TRESS ARE JUST BLOWING THROUGH THE LEAVES!

[text] You told them the TV just grew wings, unbolted itself from the window and threw itself at the ground, and then started to cry because you believed your own story and thought it committed suicide. I’m pretty sure the police were justified in drug testing you.

[text] Hyyypothetically, if you happened to run out of toilet paper and the only other people in the bathroom were the two people having sex in the next stall over, would you act like you didn’t know what was going on and just ask, or politely wait until you heard the chick swallow?

[text] I am literally ashamed of what I would do for a Klondike bar.

[text] His grandmother ripped off her clothes and started belly dancing. I couldn’t look away. I blacked out and woke up in a fetal position.

[text] MY FIRST GAY EXPERIENCE WILL BE DONE RIGHT, DAMMIT. IT WILL BE DRUNK AND MEANINGFUL.

[text] I remember my bellybutton getting licked, your toe getting sucked and your ex-boyfriend doing better at deep-throating a banana than both of the gay guys in our class. What happens in the back of the bus stays in the back of the bus.

[text] I just caught two people fucking in a bathroom stall. At my church. While there was a sex addicts support group going on. Maybe I’m wrong, but this seems a little counterproductive.

[text] She climbed on top of me and made out with me and then yelled at me when I got a hard-on. Bitch, nachos turn me on.

[text] If she was stupid enough to believe that you’re a student at Harvard, she deserves what she gets if she dates you.

[text] She told me she’d flash me if I tried to be happy. I thought she was joking so I laughed. Best mistake of my life.

[text] Don’t worry, if we end up getting chased by a murderer, we’ll just split up. Whoever he runs after, sucks for them. That means you’ve got like, at least a 50% chance of survival if you come camping.

[text] She called me a fuck twit today. I’m counting it as progress.

[text] The Trojan Horse shoved itself through the city wall, broke open, released a ton of little guys into the city and ruined everyone’s day. Explain to me how Trojan seemed like a good name for a condom brand.

[text] If you listened to the voicemail you got from me about how much I love [insert name here] … I totally didn’t mean you. I definitely meant this other person I know.

#OK IM SLOW AF WITH MEMES IM TRASH #BUT I CAN ACUTALLY POST TEXT MEMES REAL FAST #( ˚ ✧ — ASK MEME ! )

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yall im lit just starin at all of ur pics over n over again which sounds creepy now that i’m typing it lmao but ALL OF U ARE SO GORGEOUS N ADORABLE AHH

#evryone is so Supportive here n loving n fun i love #( ˚ ✧ — OOC ! )

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to hop on the mun monday thing bc i #supportCarla hello IT me! this was from like last week tho lmao don’t Hate .. i’d write facts abt me but i have no interesting things to say sO i’ll finish this off by saying let me see all of ur beautiful faces i lub u all

#( ˚ ✧ — OOC ! ) #will pRobs delete later tbh

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“i could go for a quickie... ramen !! and hot pockets. we’re dining like kings and queens tonight, logan. you’re paying for all of it, if that wasn’t clear already. — oh, do you still have that ice cream i left at your place last week ? and we have to order pizza. and wings !! what would pizza be without wings ?? and to wash it all down, a nice bottle of whatever alcohol you’ve got hidden in your cupboards.”

“– Alright I guess I can’t argue with that. But it’s bullshit that I basically have to compete with myself for spot number two. Or with a ghost. Either way, it’s bullshit. If by buying dinner you mean stopping at the quickie – jesus, I’m never going to not laugh at that name – the quickie mart and buying two ramen cup noodles and heating them up, then I will gladly buy dinner. Alternatively on the menu at Logan’s, we have a particularly enticing special on hot pockets. We are, unfortunately, fresh out of everything else.”

#c: logan

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“but don’t worry, some thing’s will stay the same. what would a reality show be without family feuds, moms gone wild, and hitting our siblings with our fake designer purses ?? i’m also pretty sure it’s illegal to not feature those huge containers of salads at least three times in each episode so look out for those ! while we’re at it, we may as well bring john cena on to the show since i’ve heard he’s a boston native. and mike barnicle !! i have no clue who that is, i lowkey might have just found him on google, but he sounds like a guy i can trust.”

“We’ll have just as much drama, but it’ll be relatable drama, because everyone understands things like getting locked out of your apartment, or dealing with burnt pop-corn, but it’s harder to understand what it’s like to date Tyga on-and-off or to lose your diamonds earrings in the ocean while people are dying, you know? Also, if we’re getting celebrities involved, I really think we need Mark Wahlberg too, because he’s from Boston. So’s Chris Evans, but you’ve already got him onboard.”

#c: daphne

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            there was an immediate understanding on preston’s part once luna mentioned her associations with flying to running away. they could both use a little bit — or rather a lot — of that concept any day, really. of course, it was impossible in actuality but merely dreaming and coming to a mutual appreciation for the power was satisfying in its own way. in spite of her nightmares dating back to years ago, she’d come to realize that no matter how much time passed, she would never truly be able to rid herself of all the feelings that came with her experiences. luna and her baggage were a package deal now, impossible to separate and just as difficult to differentiate. flying, being up in the sky with nothing but the distant sounds of the rest of humanity and the wind howling past her, sounded more pleasing than anything else she could dream up. preston, in a way, was her little getaway. he understood, but having been through quite a few unfortunate circumstances himself, knew exactly what to say and all the things that were best unmentioned. “doesn’t it ?” she said, her voice lowered, “just you and me. fugly, useless, and part-insect, but we’d be flying — gone.”  her lips twitched into a small smile, glad that their argument had ended on mutual grounds.

           her smile widened as he went on, letting out a soft giggle at his list of examples. “line dancing to that sad excuse of a song is not a talent. it’s something to be ashamed of, honestly.” luna stated her opinion proudly, though they’d been over this nothing less than a thousand times. the girl furrowed her brows slightly, further intrigued by the powers he desired. “you’d want to control minds, huh ?” she paused for a moment, letting herself consider what she might want other than the aforementioned wish of flying. “i think i’d want to be invisible.” she finally decided, a grin re-forming on her face. “we’d make quite the team.”

            if it wasn’t for luna’s reasons, preston may have continued on with how expected and standard flying is as a superpower. his eyes were on her for most parts, but the second she mentioned running and how great he was at it alongside with her, his contact broke and his gaze adverted elsewhere. his grin was no longer present but in exchange, or rather – as a hint that he finally understood where she was coming from, he offered her a small comforting smile. the trouble with preston sometimes was his incapability of drawing a line between logic and emotion. his mind ruled his heart majority of the time; he would think before he act, he would estimate before he leap, and there was no one else to blame but his father. he nodded in a sense of agreement as he rolled his lips in. “i suppose flying sounds twice as good now,” he chuckled in attempt to lift the mood back up.  just the thought of flying without chains locked around his ankles and a heavy weight to pull him down carried some burden off his shoulders; but this isn’t some dream and it definitely isn’t practical.

            preston gave out a soft scoff, shaking his head as he watched the girl stuck out her tongue. if this was some cartoon, he wouldn’t hesitate one bit in taking hold of just for the fun of it. “that’s what i call talent, munchkin,” he joked. “there’s a difference between being gifts and talents. talents’ line dancing to cake by the ocean, while being gifted means…” he paused, debating quite briefly on his desired power. “the ability to read minds, and control them – like professor charles xavier, although his powers are extended and more than just telepathy.”

#preston callin her munchkin .. im weak bai #nO GIF BC IM LAZY & IT'S 1AM IM SORR #c: preston

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john cena & the rock

in a surprising turn of events, i’m gonna have to pass on that one. while i will say these two men are both very attractive, i’m just too small !! i’d rather not have my cause of death be a threesome. daphne and her clone sounds really tempting right about now.

#daphnechen #( ˚ ✧ — ANSWERED ! )

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troy & gabriella

do you mean the day has finally come to fulfill fourteen year old me’s dreams ?? can someone please make this happen — i’ve been relatively good this year. i deserve a troy and gabriella threesome !!

#daphnechen #( ˚ ✧ — ANSWERED ! )

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daphne & a naked mole rat

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

#tht's all i have to say #daphnechen #( ˚ ✧ — ANSWERED ! )

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daphne & her clone

i’m gonna have to pass on that one … :// 

#soz :/// #(LOVE U THO) #daphnechen #( ˚ ✧ — ANSWERED ! )

[lunawyd-blog]

gUYS IM GONAN COME ON LATER TONIGHT TO DO MY REPLIES BC MY HEAD IS SPINNIN LEFT N RIGHT WITH THINGS I WANNA DO SO IM SORRY LOVE U ALL

#( ˚ ✧ — OOC ! )