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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile
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I should not have access to technology
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My friend sent me this photo of her sister and I felt like this was the appropriate response XD
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This is why I hate going shopping.. Everything reminds me of them
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Oliver banks
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My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god
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Damn I’m too late.
it's the last day you can rb this
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After mistakenly transfering to a high school for monsters, you try to tell them that you’re just a regular human. However, because of bizarre coincidences creating apparently inexplicable situations, the school population and teachers come to believe you’re actually an Eldritch Abomination
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Oh boy … Sarge wants you to serve a search warrant on the local drug dealer’s house, but Sarge doesn’t know that you are a VAMPIRE and can only enter a home when invited. This isn’t gonna be easy …
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Oh boy … Sarge wants you to serve a search warrant on the local drug dealer’s house, but Sarge doesn’t know that you are a VAMPIRE and can only enter a home when invited. This isn’t gonna be easy …
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Oh boy … Sarge wants you to serve a search warrant on the local drug dealer’s house, but Sarge doesn’t know that you are a VAMPIRE and can only enter a home when invited. This isn’t gonna be easy …
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You should defo check out the fake screenshots from TMA :D
I need....
I NEED JOMARTIN FANARTS
I NEED SOFT JONMARTIN FANARTS
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