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doggy style, on the ceiling, on the walls, in the walls, on the counter, on the fridge, in the freezer, in the pool, on a tree, rose toys included, no breaks, no lube, no condoms, skin on skin, until his pubes fall off, all day, all night, 24/7. 🥰🥰🥰😘

#absolutely #one hundred percent #until there are tears #mine? his? don't matter #yes

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Good morning, Beanies!

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.

#bean ask #tumblr i fucking love you #and not to call you out in the post beanies #but you misspelled my handle...

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#getting canon content is like walking in a department store #enjoy their goods #wonderful #then fandom... #fandom is like walking into someone's house to see how they decorated with the thing from the department store #you don't have to like how they did it #you also don't have to walk into their house #but walking into their house JUST to tell them their taste in decoration is terrible? #that's breaking and entering #that's not ok #yeah? #did the metaphor land?

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#DIK DIK MY BELOVED! #they're so cute <3

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I’ve reached peak manic pixie dream girl. Dancing in the kitchen to Duran Duran while the brownies I’m using to appease my PMS demons are baking…

And I’m coming to Tumblr to tell all of you.

Don’t get much more MPDG than that.

#personal #Lumi uses tumblr like twitter

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

#this is so cute #like...i love pure and innocent drunk shenanigans

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#damn #it's too bad i'm watching paint dry next week #is this going to be tumblr's next #goncharov #i like to think so #heroin AND animal porn? damn dude #someone likes to party #*liked

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Only...1-20...special...

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.

#bean ask

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Hello, beans 1-20! :)

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.

#bean ask #answered asks #this is the weird shit tumblr was made for

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Thank you, you lovely bean. I'm assuming there's just one bean to wrangle the other nineteen? Or are all twenty of you here with us?

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.

#answered asks #bean ask

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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

#absolutely #i raised all my kids #i spent the last damn near 16 years raising someone else's kids #i'm not bringing any into the world #i'm done raising someone else's patch of whoopsie daisies

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Long ago, the fandom had collectively decided that L and Light shared a bed during the Yotsuba arc and now I'm here for it

Here I offer you Light sharing the bed with a kicking overgrown shrimp man [affectionate] (not a very idyllic experience for Light overall, let's face it)

#i'd also like to add my own headcanon #l giggles in his sleep #so while Light had L's feet in his back #he giggles so cutely #or he giggles like a haunted baby doll #there is no in between

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

#miku binder jefferson... #the original... #my god... #he's beautiful

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mistreating him

#reblog to gently pet mario

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#if anyone EVER fucking does this with my work #it's a quick way to get blocked #yeah...just don't #don't do this #this is a bad idea #fuck ai everything

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#this is the hat man