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to : all luminary relations celebs, all pr reps from : luminary relations

hello, celebs ! as always, the company has come up with their list of the three people who they think have been doing a great job of generating some good publicity, and the three people who they think have been doing an underwhelming job keeping up. here are thoset lists :

the 3 biggest stars : machine gun kelly, candice lerae, derek discanio.

the 3 biggest flops : dacre montgomery, blue blanchet, halsey.

#l.rank!

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INCOMING E-MAIL :

to : all luminary relations celebs, all pr reps from : luminary relations

hello, celebs ! we hope that everyone has had a good holidays, but unfortunately it’s time to carry on with business as usual and like always, the company has come up with their list of the three people who they think have been doing a great job of carrying themselves in the spotlight, and the three people who they think have been doing an underwhelming job keeping up their publicity. here is that list :

the 3 biggest stars : kj apa, josh dun, xavier rexha.

the 3 biggest flops : machine gun kelly, esmeray könig, derek discanio.

#l.rank!

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“ it looks like the luminary celebs are heading to canada to spend new years eve in the mountains ! “

LUMINARY EVENT #18: new years in the canadian rockies !

to ring in the new year, we’re headed to banff, alberta to spend a few days learning to ski and snowboard in beautiful banff national park at one of the worlds most well known ski resorts in the rocky mountains. all celebs are required to check into the banff fairmont springs hotel by 4 pm on thursday, december 28th. get checked in and settled into your suite on thursday and then have a laidback dinner and take a walk around the luxurious hotel or the surrounding parks and lake areas before our busy schedule starts bright and early the next morning. 

we’ll spend the next few days learning to ski or snowboard ( the choice is yours ), spending two full days on the slopes with group lessons taught each day by canada’s most well trained winter sports professionals. we’ll also spend some time relaxing and winding down from our skiing in the infamous hot springs, and will ring in the new year with a huge party just for us. 

make sure to bring your winter boots and jackets ! all skiing equipment will be provided for us, so if you don’t have skis or a snowboard don’t worry, you’ll have a rental to use. children of celebs who are 5 years of age and older are allowed to attend, however for their own safety, children under 5 are not permitted at this event. 

this event is mandatory for all celebs. under the cut you will find information on your suites, and our itinerary for our time in banff. 

SUITE #1: esmeray könig, pamela martinez, candice lerae, chris pratt SUITE #2: devin oliver, awsten knight, joe keery, blue blanchet SUITE #3: madelaine petsch, halsey, lacy cavalier, lili reinhart SUITE #4: wolfgang könig, niykee heaton, cathy kelley, joey ryan SUITE #5: josh dun, arizona taylor, derek discanio, kj apa SUITE #6: dacre montgomery, dani vitale, yasmine yousaf, fergal devitt SUITE #7: tyler joseph, xavier rexha, colby lopez, tyson smith SUITE #8: bebe rexha, harry styles, machine gun kelly, tom holland

( each suite has a shared kitchen and living room with a couch that can pull out into a bed if needed, and two bedroom suites each with a kingsized bed and a bathroom. )

ITINERARY :

dec. 28th, 4pm:

check into the hotel and do whatever you please for the rest of the night.

dec. 29th, 8:30am: 

meet in the dinner hall for breakfast.

dec. 29th, 9:30am - 10:30am:

everyone will take part in an hour long beginners ski/snowboard lesson. lessons will be taken in groups based on your suites, aka you’ll go to your lessons with your suite mates. if you already know how to ski or snowboard, you’ll still take part in these lessons ! it’ll give you a chance to practice before we go out on our own !

dec. 29th, 10:30am - 5pm: 

slope time ! spend as much time as you can skiing and snowboarding, you can have hot chocolate and lunch on the slopes at the small outdoor cafe near the ski lifts that way you don’t need to leave the slops for anything. 

dec. 29th, 6pm: 

meet in the dinner hall for a huge buffet style dinner

dec. 29th, 8pm: 

everyone will be meeting outside in the snowy courtyard for a huge bonfire. roast marshmallows and have hot chocolate ( or an alcoholic beverage ) while we sit around the fire ! everyone must stay at the bonfire for at least an hour to bond with their peers, after that it’s up to you when you want to retreat to your room for the night. 

dec. 30th, 8:30 am: 

meet in the dinner hall for breakfast.

dec. 30th, 9:30am - 10:30 am:

everyone will take part in an hour long intermediate ski/snowboard lesson. again, you’ll participate in the lessons in groups of the people you’re sharing a suite with. everyone must participate in lessons despite skill level.

dec 30th, 10:30am - 5pm:

day two of slope time !

december 30th, 6pm: 

meet in the dinner hall for another huge dinner !

december 30th, 7:30pm:

everyone will meet in the lobby ( bring your swimsuits ) and together we’ll go to the infamous hot springs. we’ll spend the evening relaxing in the warm water and soaking in the steam. we’ll have an open bar set up for those of us who want to drink. the hot springs are walking distance from the hotel, so you can walk back when the night is done. 

december 31st, 11am:

meet in the dinner hall for brunch.

december 31st, noon - 5pm:

spend the day exploring the beautiful town of banff, try some poutine or visit all of the shops on the towns main street before coming back to the hotel to get ready for the night. 

december 31st, 7pm:

meet in the lobby and a party bus will take us to one of banffs most beloved pubs which will be closed to the public for the night to host our new years eve party. as usual everything will be completely paid for by the company and we’ll be able to enjoy an open bar for the night. we’ll spend the night drinking, dancing, playing pool and other bar games, and ring in the new year together ! 

january 1st, 11am:

meet in the dinner hall for brunch

january 1st, 12:30pm: 

everyone will meet in the lobby and we’ll be taken on the columbia ice field tour, a full day tour from banff to the columbia icefield through the iceway parkway, named the greatest mountain drive in the world. we’ll get to see the mountains from a whole new angle, watch wildlife, stroll through lake louise and walk across the amazing glacier skywalk before returning back to the hotel.

january 1st, 6pm:

meet in the dinner hall for dinner and then spend the rest of the night doing whatever you please.

january 2nd, 11am:

check out of the hotel.

#l.event!

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here is the seating plan for dinner at the MoMA before the ball. guests are not allowed to switch tables and do not know which table they’re at / who they’re sitting with until they arrive at the dinner hall. 

TABLE 1 : bebe rexha, harry styles, josh dun, tom pestock, tyler joseph, xavier rexha TABLE 2 : blackbear, halsey, kj apa, madelaine petsch, camila mendes TABLE 3 : derek discanio, jess bowen, john gomez, tay jardine TABLE 4 : niykee heaton, wolfgang könig, esmeray könig, candice lerae, chris pratt TABLE 5 : yasmine yousaf, fergal devitt, dani vitale, pamela martinez TABLE 6 : arizona taylor, ming xi, joe keery, dacre montgomery, thomas doherty TABLE 7 : machine gun kelly, tom holland, cathy kelly, colby lopez

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here is the seating plan for dinner at the MoMA before the ball. guests are not allowed to switch tables and do not know which table they’re at / who they’re sitting with until they arrive at the dinner hall. 

TABLE 1 : bebe rexha, harry styles, josh dun, tom pestock, tyler joseph, xavier rexha TABLE 2 : blackbear, halsey, kj apa, madelaine petsch, camila mendes TABLE 3 : derek discanio, jess bowen, john gomez, tay jardine TABLE 4 : niykee heaton, wolfgang könig, esmeray könig, candice lerae, chris pratt TABLE 5 : yasmine yousaf, fergal devitt, dani vitale, pamela martinez TABLE 6 : arizona taylor, ming xi, joe keery, dacre montgomery, thomas doherty TABLE 7 : machine gun kelly, tom holland, cathy kelly, colby lopez

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“ hopefully this holiday will make us believe that we’re exactly where we’re supposed to be, together by this christmas tree. “ 

LUMINARY EVENT #17: luminary’s winter wonderland christmas ball !

for our christmas event, we’re going to be headed to new york city on december 15th where the museum of modern art will be transformed into a snowy fairytale just for the luminary celebs and their guests. we’ll arrive at the MoMA at 7pm after walking a white carpet, taking pictures with the christmas trees that have been placed along the way. once we’re inside, we’ll have a catered dinner in a grand dining room, elegantly decorated for our event and complete with an open bar. if you finish your dinner early, the museums exhibits will be opened for you to wander around and take in all of the beautiful art until at 9:30, the ball will start in another finely decorated area, like all of the snow balls you see on television, but more extravagant. start looking for your nicest evening gowns and tux’s, because there is a strict evening formal dress code. 

this event is mandatory for all celebs.

#l.event!

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INCOMING E-MAIL :

to : all luminary relations celebs, all pr reps from : luminary relations

hello, celebs ! we hope those of you who celebrate had a good thanksgiving this past week but every holiday must end and business must continue as usual. with that being said, the company has come up with their list of the three people who they think have been doing a great job of carrying themselves in the spotlight, and the three people who they think have been doing an underwhelming job keeping up their publicity. here is that list :

the 3 biggest stars : machine gun kelly, candice lerae, colby lopez.

the 3 biggest flops : ryan ross, tom pestock, tom holland. 

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INCOMING E-MAIL :

to : all luminary relations celebs, all pr reps from : luminary relations

hello, celebs ! we hope those of you who celebrate had a good thanksgiving this past week but every holiday must end and business must continue as usual. with that being said, the company has come up with their list of the three people who they think have been doing a great job of carrying themselves in the spotlight, and the three people who they think have been doing an underwhelming job keeping up their publicity. here is that list :

the 3 biggest stars : machine gun kelly, candice lerae, colby lopez.

the 3 biggest flops : ryan ross, tom pestock, tom holland. 

#l.rank!

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“ we’ve heard that the luminary celebs are gearing up for a night in risque red and opulence in hollywood ! ”  

LUMINARY EVENT #16: niykee’s red light district 23rd birthday party !

on saturday, december 2nd, we’re celebrating niykee’s 23rd birthday and bringing our bad intentions to deja vu gentlemans club in los angeles. we’ve rented out the entire club from 10 pm to 6 am for an exclusive vip night, and as per niykee’s request the only people allowed into the club that aren’t on the guestlist will be her fanclub members who’ve bought tickets to her birthday event. our luminary celebs will take over the six vip booths in the club with exclusive bottle service ( paid for by the company, of course ) and the best view of the goddesses that are entertaining us for the night. the club’s regular red velvet couches and disco balls will be present, but the decor will be stepped up a notch for our night to resemble that of a classic light red district club. there is a red light district dress code, you don’t necessarily need to show up in your lingerie ( although it is recommended by niykee herself ) but make sure you’re wearing your sexiest red and black number while you pose for the paparazzi outside and our luminary photographers inside. aside from the dancers and adult entertainment that you’ll usually find at this popular gentlemans club, you can expect short performances throughout the night from bebe rexha, halsey, harry styles, mgk, blackbear and the birthday girl.  the evening will be hosted by madelaine petsch and cathy kelley.

this event is mandatory for celebs that are signed to the los angles office and the performers and hosts. ( mgk, niykee heaton, dave escamilla, kata king, g-eazy, tom holland, dani vitale, ryan ross, josh dun, esmeray könig, alexis kaufman + bebe rexha, harry styles, halsey, madelaine petsch, cathy kelley ) if you are not on the mandatory attendance list it is recommended that you still attend, if you are not on the list and plan on attending this event, please message your rep ( luminaryrep on gh ) to let them know so they can put you on the guestlist.

#l.event!

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“ we’ve heard that the luminary celebs are celebrating tyler’s 29th birthday trying to beat each other at our favourite gym class game ! ”  

LUMINARY EVENT #15: tyler’s dodgeball tournament birthday party !

on friday, december 1st, we’re headed to columbus ohio to celebrate tyler joseph’s 29th birthday. at 7pm we’ll meet at the skyzone trampoline park that’s been rented out entirely for us. we’ll be divided into teams, and play dodgeball while bouncing until a tournament winner has been awarded. we’ll have cake and snacks and at 9 pm the lights will go down and the music will go up and we’ll spend the rest of the evening trying not to break any limbs while we act like children and bounce until we can’t anymore. 

this event is mandatory for celebs that are signed to the new york office.( bebe rexha, tyler joseph, xavier rexha, fergal devitt, candice lerae, cathy kelley, halsey ) if you are not from the new york office and are attending this event, please message your rep ( luminaryrep on gh ) to let them know so they can put you on the guestlist.

#l.event!

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“ we’ve heard that the luminary celebs are getting ready to spend thanksgiving in the city of dreams ! ”  

LUMINARY EVENT #14: thanksgiving in new york city !

on thursday, november 23rd at 7 am, the famous macy’s day parade will be taking place in new york city and luminary’s own bebe rexha will be performing at the parade. our celebs will be attending the parade from 7 am to 10 am. enjoy a cup of hot chocolate while you watch the floats and entertainment. 

at noon, a bus will be waiting to drive everyone from the parade to staten island, where bebe and her family have rented out their favorite restaurant. enjoy cocktails an appetizers and mingle with your fellow luminary celebs before we’ll have an extravagant thanksgiving dinner at 3 pm. 

this event is semi-mandatory. if your character is not from america and does not celebrate american thanksgiving with their family, they are required to attend. they are also required to attend if they don’t have family to have thanksgiving dinner with. basically, it is mandatory for anyone who doesn’t have thanksgiving plans with their family. this is also optional for anyone who wants to come, and everyone is welcome to bring their family and friends along. if you are attending this event, please message your rep ( luminaryrep on gh ) to let them know so they can put you on the guestlist. 

#l.event!

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“ we’ve heard that the luminary celebs are getting ready to welcome another member of their next generation ! ”  

LUMINARY EVENT #13: an enchanted backyard baby shower !

halsey, the queen of throwing themed parties is hosting this enchanted forest themed baby shower for kata & g-eazy in preparation for the arrival of their daughter. on sunday, november 26th, at 1pm, join us at kata and g-eazy’s calabasas home for a magical afternoon under twinkling lights. 

the afternoon will include a catered lunch, hot chocolate ( opt to have yours spiked with baileys or rum for some extra warmth ), desserts, games, roasting s’mores around the fire, and gifts. 

gifts for the parents to be are acceptable, but kata has asked that an account be opened at the downtown women’s shelter in los angeles where you can opt to make a donation in her name instead of buying a gift, to help homeless mothers and their children get through the winter. 

this event is mandatory for celebs with los angeles as their homebase office ( mgk, niykee heaton, dave escamilla, kata king, g-eazy, tom holland, john o’callaghan, dani vitale, josh dun, ryan ross, esmeray ) but is recommended for all celebs. if you are not on the mandatory attendance list and plan on attending, please message the luminary rep on gh ( @luminaryrep ) to let them know you’ll be there.

#l.event!

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“ we’ve heard that the luminary relations celebs are getting ready to work for luminarys winter carnival ! ”  

LUMINARY EVENT #12: a winter wonderland carnival !

our vancouver office celebs have helped plan a winter carnival where our celebs will be volunteering their time to work at the carnival stands while raising money for a special cause. 100% of proceeds from every single booth at the carnival will go to the north vancouver animal welfare centre and the money will be used to house homeless, abused, or abandoned animals during the terribly cold winter months. the carnival will take place in beautiful stanley park in vancouver, on november 18 and 19.

make sure you bring your winter coats and mittens, because it’s estimated to be a snowy weekend on canadas west coast. the carnival will have horse carriage rides, games, entertainment, an art exhibit, a local handmade goods market, an indoor expo centre, street performances, and food ( including some canadian favourites such as poutine and everything you could imagine made with maple ).

our celebs’ stay in vancouver will be payed for by the company, they’ll be arriving on the 17th and staying until the 20th, we suggest checking out granville street or english bay during your stay and taking advantage of your time in the beautiful rainy city.

this event is mandatory for everyone. if you’re on tour while the event is taking place, you’ll be taking a few days off to attend the event.

please take a look at this list to find where you’ll be working and donating your time during the carnival:

cotton candy stand: cathy kelley, john o.callaghan

hot chocolate stand: bebe rexha, maddox seidel

toffee and candy apple stand: forest lovelis

kettle corn stand: dave escamilla, ryan ross

funnel cake stand: dani vitale, tom holland

lemonade stand: dylan ragland, ryan ashley

water gun game: demi lovato, lido

balloon pop game: awsten knight, pamela martinez

loonie gambling game: halsey, harry styles

beer tent bartenders: esmeray könig, wolfgang könig

beer tent security: colby lopez, tom pestock

afternoon talent show judges: niykee heaton, xavier rexha

street performance announcers/entertainment hosts: g-eazy, kj apa

face painting: bruno nakai, josh dun

indoor petting zoo attendees: machine gun kelly, yasmine yousaf

indoor (childrens) bouncing castle: harry styles, tyler joseph

indoor butterfly tent: parker jennings, tyler carter

art show: madelaine petsch, dua lipa 

horse drawn carriage rides: fergal devitt, candice lerae

#l.event!

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we just got word that everyone is free !

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good evening, readers. we just got news that the security system on the floor that the gym ( candice & liam ) suite 1 ( lyric ), suite 3 ( empty ), suite 4 ( halsey & forest ), suite 6 ( gerald, bruno, tyler c ) and suite 9 ( xavier, colby ) are on have been restored.

this means that those listed who were trapped in those areas can now leave, however the lobby and most of the hallways are still locked down meaning that nobody can get out of the hotel, and nobody can get in so ordering food won’t be possible, but the kitchen has been unlocked so everyone who’s now free can get something to eat there. unfortunately, everyone else is still trapped where they were. 

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good morning, luminary press blog readers. we have some breaking news ! the hotel that the luminary celebs were staying in just contacted the company ( and of course the company contacted us ) to tell us that all of the celebs got trapped in the hotel ! just an hour before they were supposed to check out. 

we’ve been told that an alarm went off and usually when this happens, the security system that controls all of the doors in the hotel shuts off, locking everyone where they are. in this situation the doors to every hallway, every room ( including the hotels restaurants, bars, lobby, suits, etc ) and every closet close and can not be opened until the alarm is turned off. however, something was wrong with the security system controlling all the doors and when the alarm was disarmed, all of the doors remained locked. 

security in the hotel checked the security cameras, and were able to tell the company where all of our beloved celebrities are in the hotel.

it looks like madelaine petsch and kj apa were utilizing the hotels pool and hot tub this morning, and are now locked in there. liam payne and candlice lerae were getting a morning workout in and are locked in the gym. niykee heaton, wolfgang könig, and derek discanio are locked in the lobby together, confused with nobody at the front desk.  fergal devitt and deni vitale must have left their suite for something because now they’re locked in the hallway outside the door to their suite but can’t get in, which means they can’t get to their other two suitemates inside. bill skasgard, katabasis king, and ryan ross are all trapped together in an elevator, we hope no one panics and that they make use of the air supply they have in there, we wouldn’t want anything to happen to kata and her baby ! tyler joseph is trapped in another elevator all by himself. bebe rexha and harry styles must have gone up to the rooftop patio to enjoy their breakfast together, but now they’re trapped up there ( leaving brendon urie alone in their suite ) and can’t get back inside the building, hopefully it doesn’t rain ! 

it looks like any other celeb who wasn’t listed here is trapped inside of their suites. keep checking back for an updates on any progress made to fix the security systems and set our celebs free ! once we have any news, we’ll let you know. 

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hello, celebs ! we hope you’ve all taken the time out of your busy lives to read the october 23rd issue of our magazine. as promised to the company, we’ve compiled a list of the three celebs who we think have been doing the best in the spotlight and making the best publicity moves, and the three celebs who we think have been the biggest pr nightmares lately so they know where to make the reps hone their focus. without further hesitation, here’s the new list :

the 3 biggest stars : forest lovelis, cathy kelley, madelaine petsch.

the 3 biggest flops : harry styles, bebe rexha, yasmine yousaf.

#l.rank!