GUYS GUYS IM LOSING MY FUCKIN SHIT
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Paper Mario Movie :]
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Mario Kart 9 I’m callin it now
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History of the Mario RPGs, from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars to Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope.
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Chapter 671
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You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.
You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.
You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.
Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.
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A/N: Chapter 2 done! Madara pays Sakura a visit to check on the status of her pregnancy.
Warnings: Non-Con kink, breeding kink, see AO3 link for full warning list
Pairing: Madara/Sakura
Rating: Explicit
Summary: Madara is miraculously revived four years after the end of the war, waking up in a stagnant world uninterested in evolving. With his dream ruined, he has a new goal: take vengeance on the heroes who defeated him and the Village that exterminated his clan - by impregnating their women and repopulating the hated Uchiha by his own seed.
By chance Madara runs across Sasuke and Sakura traveling together outside of Konoha. Madara takes an opportunity when he sees one. Through genjutsu he deceives Sakura by making her believe he is her precious Sasuke. Unfortunately for her, she won’t be getting the innocent, romantic confession she always dreamed of.
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the real star of oscars
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i...need...MADASAKU FANFICS!!!!
someone dig a hole in ffnet and find me the best madasaku fics with a good plot.
or GIVE ME YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS!! :DD
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I had nothing to do with my life lmao, so here's a lil collage
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a small collection
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they got t-shirts
this one’s for everyone who pointed out that my post about 3 of the 7 hokages getting plowed daily by hott deranged Uchiha was blatant madatobi erasure. I see you, and I apologise
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Chapter 592
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