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lucy-bladeshield · 2 days
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no because this line paired with the straight face killed me but also reads like a teenager trying to hide their excitement over the prospect of sharing her space with 15 cats
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I love when people get the mystery Brennan's laid in front of them and Brennan just so proud says "no rolls necessary"
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lucy-bladeshield · 2 days
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THIS GUY ☝️👇☝️👇☝️👇 honours the COCK 😤😤👏👏💯💯💯
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lucy-bladeshield · 2 days
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the last stand
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lucy-bladeshield · 2 days
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this was a threat
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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WATCH THIS VIDEO
a very, VERY important post. spread everywhere and screen record the video to your phone. or message me and ill happily send you the video. give to every woman and girl you know.
bc as they both said / demonstrated, its not only super easy to do, but super easy to miss.
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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he’s just vibing in the time quangle
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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Hey, Kick-in-the-teeth Claptrap, you know who was also a halfling rogue, with a perfectly normal family made up entirely of Mumple people????
Penny freaking Luckstone, of The Seven Maidens.
And she had the Society of Shadows beating down her door for an internship after graduation. So that fully sounds like a skill issue for you bitch.
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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lucy, you're coming back to us too, right? to me?
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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THE WAY KRISTEN NOTICES AELWYN IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH BEING SICKLY SWEET, SO SHE ADAPTS AND TRIES TO MAKE THE ENVIRONMENT SUIT HER BETTER!!!!! I am so passionate about that you don't understand. People DON'T need to speak in a standardised, therapy-speak and always levelled way to be considered healthy. people don't have to be palatable and sweet to be considered good. MEET PEOPLE AT THEIR LEVEL DONT TRY TO CORRECT THEM TO WHAT YOU THINK IS APPROPRIATE, especially since they get to dictate how healing looks to them. also her roasting Kristen is soo fucking funny.
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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THIS GUY ☝️👇☝️👇☝️👇 honours the COCK 😤😤👏👏💯💯💯
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian
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[frostkettle] sorrow & rage
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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we all remember Kristen’s familiar, right?
[ID: a recreation of a Steven Universe comic panel by Haus of Decline. In this version, kristen applebees has a tiny winnie the pooh in a baby chest carrier and is supporting her weight in one hand while the other holds her staff of doubt beside them. They both have a worried expression as Kristen says "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, winnie", who disappointedly replies with "damn". /end ID]
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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Riz has spent this whole season, struggling so much and trying so hard to squeeze blood from a stone, to be in a dozen places at once, to stay afloat, to secure his future, to save the world (again), barely having time to spend with his mom and literally having to be in hell so he can have a few blessed minutes to chat with his murdered father about work (which yes, is an act of love when a Gukgak is doing it but God, he's so tired).
And Kipperlilly is watching this kid, who is taking stress tokens for his friends even though he's at capacity himself, whose blood is more coffee than anything else at this point because you can't solve problems when you're asleep, who signed up for an exam with a 100% mortality rate for lack of other viable options, and saying to herself, "You lucky bastard. It's not fair."
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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“Liar, frumpy, wrong” 🤝 ”Regular freak”
Kristen and Gorgug ripping Bobby Dawn to shreds
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lucy-bladeshield · 3 days
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so iconic and real of adaine “i killed my dad and if it weren’t inconvenient i’d kill my mom too” abernant to just be like wow kipperlilly if you care about being boring that much just kill your parents :/
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