hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
chopped judge: chef hedgehog… you have been chopped. you nibbled on the ingredients, took a nap on the counter, and didn’t plate anything. but our biggest concern is that you didn’t use any of the basket ingredients in your dish. so i’m afraid these are the reasons we’ve had to chop you today.
a hedgehog wearing a little chef’s hat: *attempting to climb out of a bowl on the counter*
where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop