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"infodump a load inside me"
I wish I could use this metaphor more often because it absolutely describes me.
love when a man can't stfu about nerdy shit- like yes baby, infodump a load inside me
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Ultimate sexual fantasy?
falling in love and it working out
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Sichuan
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<<STATIC FOLLOWED BY THE FAINT SOUND OF LATE NIGHT INFOMERCIALS>>
call out post
HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE????????
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hate when i smoke weed and then there’s less weed for me to smoke
wtf is up with that… :/
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A well rounded vernacular is always important.
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It's me. I'm the wizard.
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never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"
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Me every day on this site.
i just wanna say from the bottom of my heart yikes
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Eye contact while pounding her into the bed is a power move.
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