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Straight-Forward: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Capricorn

Sugar coaters: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, and Pisces

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The Signs as Mean Girls quotes

Aries: "We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"

Taurus: “She doesn’t even go here!”

Gemini: “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”

Cancer: “I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”

Leo: “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!”

Virgo: “I can’t go to Taco Bell. I’m on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!”

Libra: “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

Scorpio: “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.”

Sagittarius: "I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

Capricorn: “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

Aquarius: “It’s like I have ESPN or something.”

Pisces: “And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

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The Signs as Kanye West quotes

Aries: “The plan was,we drink until the pain is over but whats worse,the pain or the hangover?”

Taurus: "Everything I'm not makes me everything I am."

Gemini: “I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.”

Cancer: "It ain't happened yet, and that's what intuition is."

Leo: “My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

Virgo: "Believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness."

Libra: “If you admire somebody, you should go ahead and tell them.

People never get the flowers while they can still smell them.”

Scorpio: “I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most.”

Sagittarius: “there's leaders, and there's followers...but I'd rather be a dick than a swallower."

Capricorn: "For me giving up is way harder than trying."

Aquarius: “I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”

Pisces: "Shoot for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud."

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THE SIGNS WHEN THE TEACHER LEAVES THE CLASSROOM

Aries: GUYS COVER ME *puts tack on teacher's chair*

Taurus: *uses distraction to open bag of chips without calling attention to themselves*

Gemini: That's almost as funny as ur grades lmao

Cancer: *coughs to cover up their laughter*

Leo: why the hell did I not think of that first

Virgo: ........Can you like, not *rolls eyes*

Libra: *snaps bubblegum and looks up from phone* what's even happening

Scorpio: Y'all are dumb as shit *secretly supporting aries*

Sagittarius: You're not doing it right smh *places tack in a more strategic location*

Capricorn: *is the teacher* *walks back in towards chair* *death glares at everyone*

Aquarius: *is recording on their phone* lmao

Pisces: *desperately tries to not warn the teacher and just puts their head down* ugugugugugu

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WHERE DOES YOUR SIGN CRY THE MOST?

Aries: Never

Taurus: Home

Gemini: Friend's house

Cancer: Everywhere

Leo: Public Transportation

Virgo: School

Libra: Grocery Store

Scorpio: Hot Topic

Sagittarius: Somewhere in the woods

Capricorn: Public Bathrooms

Aquarius: Concerts

Pisces: In their beds

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Sailor Moon Zodiac Signs

I do not own Sailor Moon or any of its characters.

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HOW DOES YOUR MERCURY SIGN AFFECT YOUR HANDWRITING?

Aries: Thick lines, strong angles, sometimes spiked

Taurus: Curvy lines and streamlined

Gemini: Sharp lines but gentle swirls

Cancer: Crooked and faint

Leo: Circular, spiral, and curlicue

Virgo: Small curves and even-lined

Libra: Curved swirls, decidedly "feminine"

Scorpio: Heavy, straight lines with sharp angles

Sagittarius: Jagged curls, indistinct lines

Capricorn: Hard lines, small letters

Aquarius: Lightly pressed, weird and uneven lettering

Pisces: Large curls, firm pressed lines

To calculate your Mercury sign, click the link and follow the instructions

https://alabe.com/freechart/

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THE SIGNS AS NEBULAE

Aries: The Eagle Nebula

Taurus: Spirograph Nebula

Gemini: Medusa Nebula

Cancer: Crab Nebula

Leo: Cat’s Eye Nebula

Virgo: Blinking Planetary

Libra: Trifid Nebula

Scorpio: Ghost of Jupiter

Sagittarius: Lemon Slice Nebula

Capricorn: Owl Nebula

Aquarius: Helix Nebula

Pisces: Butterfly Nebula

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THE SIGNS AS NATURAL PHENOMENA

ARIES // VOLCANO: unpredictable, violent, explosive.

TAURUS // EARTHQUAKE: destabilizing, powerful, release tons of energy.

GEMINI // WHIRLWIND: shortlived, not too destructive, but exciting.

CANCER // TSUNAMI: overbearing and can bring ruin.

LEO // WILDFIRE: contagious, fast-moving, difficult to stop.

VIRGO // FOG: even, misty, and conditional.

LIBRA // MONSOON: unpredictable, imbalanced.

SCORPIO // THUNDERSTORM: powerful, dark, destructive.

SAGITTARIUS // TORNADO: shortlived bursts of energy.

CAPRICORN // BLIZZARD: cold & unrelenting.

AQUARIUS // AURORA BOREALIS: mystical, rare & phenomenal.

PISCES // SUNRISE: symbol of new beginning.

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WHAT BRITNEY SPEARS PHASE IS YOUR SIGN?

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THE SIGNS AS ATTACK ON TITAN CHARACTERS

This is based off of their stated dates of birth, please do not get offended if I did not include your sign.

Aries: Eren, Jean, & Annie

Taurus: Connie

Gemini: Marco

Leo: Sasha & Reiner

Virgo: Hanji

Libra: Erwin

Scorpio: Armin

Capricorn: Levi, Ymir, & Bertolt

Aquarius: Mikasa & Historia

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WHAT YOUR SIGN'S MERMAID TAIL LOOKS LIKE

Aries: Spiky, shark-like tail. Blood red and has sharp scales, abrasive to the touch.

Taurus: Soft, smooth edges. Forest green in color, with black outlined scales.

Gemini: Long, thin tail. Has orange, glimmery scales that are almond-shaped.

Cancer: Has a somewhat short tail, and fans out towards the end. Is a gradient violet color, getting deeper towards the tips.

Leo: Long, regal tail that fans out in a crown shape. Has glittery and golden colored scales.

Virgo: Slightly longer than average tail, with sharp and precise edges. Is a shade of royal blue, would blend in with surroundings, if not for their glimmer.

Libra: Bright, neon green. Elongated tail, with fanned out flukes. Sparkles in the sunlight.

Scorpio: Jet-black tail, long, and graceful. Matte black, often reflects moonlight.

Sagittarius: Bright purple with sharp, jagged edges. Somewhat short tail, can be bruised from many adventures.

Capricorn: Indigo, blue-violet tail. Broad and muscular, mermaids with these tails mean business.

Aquarius: Holographic tails, reflects light. Often thin tails with fanned out edges.

Pisces: Rainbow or multi-colored tails, Piscean tails come in all shapes and sizes.

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The Signs as shades

Aries: Crimson. Full of passion, hard to hide.

Taurus: Marigold Orange. Tasteful, but uncompromising.

Gemini: Canary Yellow. Lively but short-lasting.

Cancer: Teal. Nurturing but hurt.

Leo: White. Giving if noticed.

Virgo: Mint Green. Elegant, cold.

Libra: Coral. Well liked, passive.

Scorpio: Wine. Vigorous but oh so bitter.

Sagittarius: Azure. Adventurous, unforgiving.

Capricorn: Oxford Blue. Wise, unobtainable.

Aquarius: Lavender. We love your smell but you can be dry.

Pisces: Ballet slipper. A Delicate and dreamy weapon.

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Signs as Cute Nicknames

Aries: assbutt

Taurus: memer

Gemini: scrub

Cancer: killer

Leo: fuckboi

Virgo: virgin mary

Libra: popo

Scorpio: lil bitch

Capricorn: satan

Sagittarius: horse man

Aquarius: you don't have one oops

Pisces: artsy fart

- sammy

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how chill is your sign?

aires- 0%

taurus- 99.9%

gemini- -3%

cancer- 1%

leo- 50%

virgo- 100%

libra- 48%

scorpio- -100% 

sagittarius- -101%

capricorn- 93%

aquarius- the most unchill

pisces- 101%

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Hell yeah I'm always a princess 👑

the athletes- gemini, libra

the princesses- leo, cancer, sagittarius

the brains- virgo, capricorn,

the basket cases- taurus, pisces, aquarius

the criminals- scorpio, aries