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ROBERT PATTINSON as BATMAN: 

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being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

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please look at my favorite comment that has ever been posted on the internet

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middle aged women giving compliments will be like hey i like your jeans :-) when i was your age i couldve worn jeans like that but now im an old fat ugly worthless sack of shit i hate my body so much i should just kill myself right dont you think i should just kill myself.

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all media should be about women being horny for other women

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pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

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the secret to being a cool adult is to wear things that your younger self wanted to wear but couldn’t and to do things that your younger self wanted to do but couldnt

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I love strange and colorful architecture so much

Like what can be prettier than this 🥺

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Adolf von Becker (1831 - 1909) - The Cat on the Pillow. Oil on canvas.

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Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

#😱🎃

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The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

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gay person smokes a cigarette, call that cannibalism