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Ngl i prefer the 2016 version purple on the right.

#many people do #and that’s kinda the problem

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#no I get it

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

#I work with rednecks

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half-foots are often mistaken for young tallmen or dwarves by people who don’t know about them.

But Chilchuck is like the 6’5” of half-foots. I wonder if he’s not even immune to that in half-foot communities. Like imagine you’re at the market and you see the tallest guy you ever saw. Like “holy shit he’s tall” tall. He’s a head taller than everyone else. APPARENTLY half-foots and tallmen can have fertile children. People probably constantly ask him if he’s half-tallman or half-dwarf. Maybe not dwarf cause he’s so skinny.

Chilchuck is also a middle child of 5 siblings. I wonder if his whole family is like that or if he’s just token beanpole. Man, the whiplash he must’ve felt the first time he went to a more diverse area and everyone started calling him small. no wonder he drinks

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I know I know… Bitty would have loved Cowboy Carter. But also. Maybe. Bitty would have LOVED Chappell Roan. Just like. Okay. Picture him teaching the Falconers “Hot to Go” for a tiktok. Tater would be getting all the letters wrong but with such enthusiasm. Jack would be trying to make the best G with his arms. Picture it.

#I mean OBVIOUSLY

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#I bet that guy would be super boring

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so for writing this comic I DID SOME RESEARCH and it turns out the “batusi” dance that Batman does in the 60s show is actually a gag on a then-popular dance called the Watusi!  this is a scandal - Batman took an existing thing that was ALREADY THERE and just added “bat” to the front of it!  …Wait

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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

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it is so important to do touristy shit where you live.

Both because touristy shit is actually pretty fun and because inevitably someone you know is going to come into town and ask "hey, what should I do while I'm here?" and you want to have an answer that isn't "all I do is go to my house and my place of work and like three places in my neighborhood"

#I need to go back to the museum

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#useful links

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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The US military emitted 640 times as much CO2 as Taylor Swift last year