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Ok so like we know that these metal fucks aren't immune to magnets, and that makes me this if anyone has ever tried to just use a really big magnet to catch all their enemies which I don't think has happened that much in tf media so i can only think of three ways as to why not:

1. They just didn't think about it. Kinda lame

2. It's like that forbidden lightsaber trick where you quickly deactivate and activate it so your enemy can't block it. One side sees it as a pussy tactic the other sees it as immoral

3. (The funny one) they did try but it backfired immediately in the most Bugs Bunny-esque fashion

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I love it when transformers fics go

*soft engine purring as a sign of enjoyment/comfort,like a cat*

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Character interactions that didn't happen in tfa that i think would be amusing:

Jazz and Wreck-Gar. I think Jazz would look at the funny Al Yankovic garbage truck man play his silly tunes and he'd go "damn bro you have some goofy tunes I like that".

I've said it before but Bulkhead and Blitzwing having an art related interaction, either friendly or talking trash about each other.

Porter C. Powwel and Swindle. They're both so greasy separately that putting them in the same room would probably manifest actual grease dripping down the walls.

Jazz and Soundwave, this one speaks for itself.

Honestly just more of the jettwins, they would definitely get along with Sari and Bumblebee.

Sentinel interacting with any of the bots created from allspark shards, he would have a fucking stroke.

In the same vein Sentinel having to deal with the goofy human villains, he would have an even bigger stroke.

Soundwave and Shockwave. Would they get along? Would they try to kill each other? Or would they just quietly seethe but not actually fight because that would inconvenience Megatron.

Also Soundwave and Blitzwing, they could do a little dancey dance together

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Sorry Elita one…

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if i was in charge of transformers animated

let sari swear. IT'S WHAT SHE DESERVES

the team is a FAMILY, i want sari and bumblebee to accidentally call optimus prime dad at least once

an episode of pure, unadulterated chaos with sari and bumblebee. they break at least 3 laws and two geneva conventions by the end of the episode

bumblebee and sari are siblings now, sorry. sari calls him bro and bumblebee swears up and down that he didn't cry

prowl gives sari a sword and ratchet is screaming

blackarachnia is now sari's cool aunt

sari and bulkhead go paint murals on walls of abandoned buildings

optimus prime says 'fuck' once and everyone refuse to let him live it down

ratchet gets his ass thrown in robot therapy for his PTSD

bumblebee calls himself the rizzler but has no idea what it means

optimus prime is constantly going onto google to look up earth slang

prowl discovers anime and it becomes a whole thing

bulkhead meets bob ross and they immediately become best friends

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The TFA Decepticons are fucking vicious, actually.

Megatron only talks about freedom whenever he is manipulating or rallying the Decepticons. (Not to mention: Authorizing the use of chemical warfare, killing anyone who betrays him, etc…I could talk about his evil-doings all day).

Starscream creates sentient clones of himself to kill Megatron, (including hijacking the Lugnut Supremes as an attempt to literally destroy everything and everyone in Detroit, Megatron, most specifically).

Blackarachnia betrays a vulnerable bot (Wasp) into becoming an experiment for her own personal gain.

Shockwave traps and crushes his “fellow agent” (Blurr) into a box, sentencing him to a fate worse than death.

It’s implied that Blitzwing cannibalizes other Cybertronian parts. (Well, Random said it, so who knows with him?)

Lugnut’s P.O.K.E. (Punch of Kill Everything) can literally do exactly that.

And this is excluding their crimes in the AllSpark Almanac.

Yes, the TFA Cybertron Autobots are bad too, but let’s not forget that the Decepticons are Decepticons for a reason.

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can u tell i just wanted to draw percy

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FINALLY PRESENTING

MICROWAVE

the best lavender home applience youll ever meet (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

born as a joke, stayed for the fun

bonus waves studying to be good parents (they already are they just want to be more prepared lol)

yes those books exist and yes i want them

did you know stars give off microwaves wow

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doodles thinking about what if tfa soundwave was not killed off in like two episodes and he joins the decepticons but the main thing is hes still a little guy

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Blurr is incapable of staying still for too long, so they’ll send him to get things from far away to give him something to do and stretch his legs

(Thank you to my good friend @littlevandalist for coming up with this idea with me :D)

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continuation of my last post bc im obsessed with the idea of little wave somehow joining big wave on cybertron to do spy things. and its goofy silly fun

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Soundwave, espionage genius and master of stealth

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Who win?

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A few silly boys and a few silly head canons. Playing around with the weird design for Shockwave's mouth and how it translates to Longarm (He gets a horrible tongue and nasty teeth). And Some bird-like head movements for Shockwave when he's thinking.

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Cuffing yourself to the suspect works better if you’re not 1/10th his mass, Blurr.

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Oh boy I sure do love this ship and hope nothing terrible happens.