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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
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combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au
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OH MY GOD DOWN WITH THE CIS BUS HAS FINALLY STEPPED INTO HALL OF FAME
Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.
Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.
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He and his gay lover both, your honour
The fact than Alexander The Great probably was a Patrochilles shipper gets me every time
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Rest assured there is not one last name I would rather hold than Edgeworth
me realizing that if anyone wanted to marry miles edgeworth you would have to change your last name to edgeworth and i’m not sure if anyone is ready for that commitment
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Tips to surviving the Hershey bastard:
-get good running shoes
-have water with you
-have a lighter
-have a weapon. If you can’t get one, get a knife(so you can heat it up with the lighter and) or a hairspray/deodorant(you can make it a flamethrower with the lighter)
Good luck
I wish i could eat the chocolate bar but i feel that it may be unethical to eat an individual made by child slavery
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lets play a game
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oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
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Concerning amount of fathers of 16 year old girls babies are grown ass men. Like “take a seat” adults. It’s concerning actually
I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal
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THE OLD SPORT PLEASE
The Great Gatsby
“just a coupla dudes bein guys”
“just a coupla guys bein dudes”
“just a coupla dudes bein gay”
“show me your dick old sport”
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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I mean I speedrun/speedran (currently looking INTO how to speedrun a game I want to speedrun so few months before I start impressing anyone in that one.) A lot of it is mathematics and just absolute energy drink brain rot. Also, as far as other speedrunners I know, suprising amount of us are neurodivergent either autistic or ADHD and that probably makes the “mindset” easier for us to get. We really love these games, often they’re our hyperfixations/special interests, and that way dedicating time is easier.
I enjoy videos explaining the history of speedruns and the strats involved, but the mindset of speedrunners is beyond my understanding
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I’ll let you shame my eating habits in a lot of places but a post about neurotypicals shaming neurodivergent eating habits? This is ND on ND ableism, mate /j
Also agree biting into lemons is godtier
i don’t reveal any personal info on the internet however i will talk about how neurotypical people will get upset when you don’t like a food that’s considered universally liked
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Bread either made with ketchup or topped with it, sometimes both
i don’t reveal any personal info on the internet however i will talk about how neurotypical people will get upset when you don’t like a food that’s considered universally liked
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