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okay… yeah… yeah alright…

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birthday boyyy

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happy birthday 2 mr stump himself

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yoga and masturbation pretty much have the exact same effects afterwards so my suggestion to you is to just masturbate

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I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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men with big noses i love u hdhshsbdnffgg

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we're at the point where the new taylor swift song might actually be called fuck like a mountain rat

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

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Spoiler alert: he was at the gas station

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some things I've noticed

(girls is gender neutral)

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pass me another gerard image im not driving

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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#i love not so subtle foreshadowing ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (1x02 / 1x08 / 2x16)

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