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out of context chalice of the gods spoilers

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Percy Jackson and The Chalice of the Gods, but it’s out of Context

Councilor: How are you settling in?

Percy: The chair’s a little short

Paul: I cede the chopping board to the daughter of Athena

Annabeth: thank you kind sir

Grover: The three musketeers!

Annabeth: The powerpuff girls

Percy: Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey

Grover: wait a minute

Annabeth: I’m fine with this

Annabeth: you must be Ganymede

Ganymede: How did you know that?

Annabeth: you’re gorgeous

Percy: Are we really going to search a karaoke bar…like, on purpose?

Annabeth: you can duet with me on ‘Shallow’

Percy: you don’t want that

Annabeth: oh I don’t know, might be romantic

Grover: I’m just going to keep walking

Percy: I would know Annabeth's face anywhere. I love her face.

Annabeth: Did you just call John Lennon ‘that one dude’?

Annabeth: you’re the one who made Hebe mad!

Percy: me? That was all of us!

Annabeth: Ninety percent you.

Percy: only ninety percent, though. I’m improving!

Annabeth: Calm down Seaweed Brain. I’ve got this under control.

Percy: hmmm

Annabeth: don’t hmmm me. Gotta go. Love you

Percy: you too. Don’t love your plan tho

Annabeth: finish your homework

Percy: yes ma'am

Annabeth: *blows kiss*

Percy: *draws glowing smiley face on the wall*

Annabeth: How old are you?

Percy: Eight just last week

Annabeth: *sees snakes* Gross

Grover: hey now, check your mammalian prejudices, reptiles are people too

Percy: Look at my old friend…taking charge and kicking grass.

Annabeth: And whatever you do, don’t stop skipping, Skippy.

Annabeth: You named your staff Mercedes?

Annabeth: …that’s a beautiful name

Iris: He will go by the name….Gary

Annabeth: …Gary

Percy: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

Annabeth: I’m surprised you can quote Shakespeare

Percy: I can quote SparkNotes

Percy: It looks like radioactive honey

Annabeth: No, it’s not radioactive, honey

Percy: I see what you did there

Annabeth: Excuse me, I need a word with my client

Zeus: I do love watching him walk away

Hera: could you not at the brunch table?

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Oh so she's still his mortal point, still his anchor, her voice keeps him going, I'm just saying- she is his anchor, that never left-

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Percy loves her so much 😭😭😭

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favorite "chalice of the gods" moments, in no particular order

spoilers below!!!

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percy and annabeth having the same setup for iris messaging, and having cute little sign-offs when they say goodbye to each other

grover going to percy's swim meets 😭😭😭

annabeth and sally's relationship, they adore each other so much

PAUL AND ANNABETH'S RELATIONSHIP LIKE YES GIVE THAT GIRL A SUPPORTIVE AND PRESENT FATHER FIGURE

just... annabeth being a jackson-blofis even before percy proposes

annabeth not making and blue desserts because it's percy and sally's thing and she sees that as something sacred!!!

percy being bitter about the recommendation letters!! let him be a bit of a bitch!!!

percy, annabeth, and grover having a regular smoothie place that they go to 😭 they're best friends your honor

i kind of wish we got more of the trio as eight-year-olds, like those are babies and i need to see more of grover trying to play-fight with percy

grover admitting that he's scared of percy and annabeth going to california!! he doesn't want to lose them!! y'all mind if i sob?????

50% of percy's internal monologue being about how cool and amazing annabeth is

the way the trio just trusts and supports one another???

annabeth hanging out with juniper, idk why, i like thinking about the two couples going on double date picnics <3

percy embracing old age 😭😭😭😭 and seeing himself growing old with his two best friends 😭😭😭 the way i was bawling my eyes out

annabeth being worried about percy's reaction to sally being pregnant because of her own bad experiences with her half-brothers and her dad and percy knowing exactly where her mind was going like YES PLEASE give me more percabeth reading each other's minds

percy talking about how he could never see himself with anyone other than annabeth because they've known each other for so long but also because they're bonded in a way no one else understands 😭

annabeth never saying luke's name after the Titan War and the trio still struggling to talk about him, my beloveds 😭 give them therapy please

the mention of jason talking about wanting to have kids with piper and grow old with her... how dare?????

the sheer amount of percy and grover moments... i missed them so much... they're platonic soulmates!!!!

idk i said it before but the way this book just felt like "the lightning thief"? the trio being all sarcastic with each other, joking and teasing one another, being comfortable with each other in a way no one else understands?

ALSO PERCY CANONICALLY CONFIRMED AS THE AUTHOR OF THE BOOKS IN-UNIVERSE THANK YOUUUUUU

in conclusion i love this book so very very much

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guys...percy loves annabeth so much 😭

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Season 2 Trivia | SHADOW AND BONE

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i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds

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Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once 

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Percabeth, one month married

MARI! MY ANGEL! HELLO DEAR! Thank you for a delightfully fluffy prompt!

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Together

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Annabeth’s vaguely aware of waking up, slowly, sleep pulling itself out of her grasp as the light makes its way across her eyelids. She makes a tiny little noise as she stretches her arms above her head.

“You awake?” Percy asks. He sounds far more awake than Annabeth herself feels.

“No,” Annabeth mumbles, pulling the blankets up around her. “Jeez, it’s cold.”

“It’s March in New York City,” Percy says, curling up behind her. “It’s always cold.”

“We gotta figure out a way to get this apartment to stay warmer.”

Percy’s hands slip just under the hem of her tee shirt. “Listening.”

“Okay, not what I meant, you horndog,” Annabeth laughs. She threads her fingers into Percy’s, like they always do. “Jeez, it’s like you only got more obsessed with me after the wedding.”

Percy’s fingers find her wedding ring, twisting and turning it as he presses his lips to her neck. “I’ve been obsessed with you since we were twelve. It’s increasing exponentially as we get older.”

“Ooh, keep talking nerdy to me,” Annabeth laughs.

The morning fades away as they fade into each other and Annabeth, despite all they’ve battled, thinks it may have been worth it now that they get to land right here. Together.

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@smoustart on twitter

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Percy and Annabeth in the battle of New York Sketch

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Harry doing a shoey in Australia

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“I feel like a different person, I feel ashamed of myself, it feels so personal! Such an intimate moment to be shared with so many people, I will be discussing this with my therapist at length, at length!”

— Harry after doing a shoey in Perth

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Wednesday February 22.

Harry Styles Drinking From A Shoe.

Stop the press. Roll up, roll up. Gather round, one and all. If you're into #harry styles, shoes, inexplicable Australian traditions, and drinking, then have we got a treat for you this Wednesday. The nation-state is a flawed but proud concept, and the land masses into which we are randomly birthed can become a source of immense pride and identity. This manifests itself in a number of ways, from language, to dress, to cuisine, to cultural traditions. And such is the majesty and madness of our fleshy species that one nation in particular, Australia, devised "The shoey" in which participants drink from their own shoe. Quite the calling requires quite the man to execute such a moment.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man: Mr. Harry Styles.

If you too can't get enough of #harry styles, or shoeys, you can catch all the latest gifs, pix, and sexy, shoey goodness right here as he brings Love on Tour across Australia and beyond. 

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Everyone needs to stop sleeping on the siren scene from SoM!

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when Thalia tells them to eat hamburgers after the war! Thalia discovering romance

Here you go!

Hamburgers After the War:

It was a relief to be back in Manhattan. Nearly three weeks after the war, the city had returned to normal: honking vehicles, obtuse pedestrians, the clamor of voices and construction work making a strangely comforting din. A lot of times, Thalia found the city too much to take in, especially if she and the Hunters had been in the quiet of the woods for a few weeks. But after hearing it be so eerily quiet during the war, it was a relief to have it back to full, mostly controlled, chaos.

Her table at Le Parker Meridien looked out over West 56th Street, so she had a good view of Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase as they strolled up the sidewalk…holding hands.

"Interesting," Thalia muttered, resting her elbows on the table and leaning forward as she watched them approach. When they reached the restaurant, they paused outside the doors. Annabeth glanced up and down the street, as if looking for Thalia, but then she laughed at something Percy had said. Then, she kissed him quickly…on the lips.

Thalia started to grin. It only grew wider when Annabeth and Percy walked into the restaurant and saw her sitting there, at a table with a clear view of the street. She watched them exchange a glance, then walk resignedly over to the table. Annabeth dropped into the seat across from Thalia.

"Well?" Annabeth crossed her arms. "Just say it."

"Say what?" Thalia was still grinning.

"You know what."

"Uh, what's Thalia going to say?" Percy asked as he cautiously lowered himself into the chair beside Annabeth.

"I am the lieutenant of Artemis." Thalia leaned back in her chair, the smile still on her face. "It's against my dignity to say 'I told you so.' Even if I did, in fact, tell you that this kelp-head actually liked you."

Percy muttered something that sounded suspiciously like "Pinecone Face," while Annabeth rolled her eyes before saying, "Fine. You were right. Happy?"

"Thrilled." Thalia was still smirking, even as the waiter came to take their drink order. Once he'd left, she said, "So, when did this start? Officially?"

"August 18th," Annabeth said. "Percy's birthday."

"And how's it going so far?"

Percy and Annabeth exchanged another look, as if both nervous to admit the truth. Finally, Annabeth said, "It's good. Right?"

"Oh yeah," Percy said, nodding quickly. "Really good."

"That's great," Thalia said, genuinely. "I'm happy for you guys. Seriously."

"Thanks." Annabeth smiled. "I was afraid you'd give me a hard time."

Thalia shook her head as the waiter returned with their drinks. She waited until he'd left again, then said, "The Hunters aren't for everyone. And that's okay. You two are good together."

They both smiled and exchanged another happy look. Thalia was telling the truth. She was happy for them. Plus…

"Besides," she added, taking a sip of her drink, "if you two got together on August 18th, that means I won the betting pool. Remind me to talk to Connor Stoll the next time I get to camp. There's a stack of drachmas waiting for me."

And Thalia had to grin again at her friends' outraged expressions.