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the batkids decide play a new game on patrol where they try to yell the most outrageous thing jumping into a fight
bruce bans the game after stephanie runs into a crowd of bystanders and muggers yelling
โbienvenue power bottoms!โ
and it causes jason to crash into a power pole from how hard he was laughing
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duke: do you ever worry about tim?
steph: i just saw him eat a bag of takis, shotgun a redbull, and pass out for 19 hours straight, i think god worries about tim
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duke: do you ever worry about tim?
steph: i just saw him eat a bag of takis, shotgun a redbull, and pass out for 19 hours straight, i think god worries about tim
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Froggy so fat they became a kaiju
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I'm a simple person I receive the smallest confirmation that my friends enjoy my presence and I bask in it for months
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Hey, quick reminder, being in pain is a valid reason.
Being in pain is a valid reason to rest.
Being in pain is a valid reason to use a mobility aid.
Being in pain is a valid reason to say no.
Knowing something will cause pain is a valid reason to say no.
There is a balance you have to find between doing what you want and need to do while in pain, but remember that some of our daily symptoms would send abled people to the ER. You deserve rest.
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laundry day
(pls click for better quality!)
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Cursed Cat Alastor, but mixed with that old Longcat animation
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โitโs been a long weekโ me on a tuesday
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Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.
Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.
Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.
And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.
So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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call me ignorant but i genuinely donโt understand why sports have to be split up by gender.
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call me ignorant but i genuinely donโt understand why sports have to be split up by gender.
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