when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
There should be an app you can open specifically when you can't sleep, and it should show you only the most marvelous sleepytime things. It's all kittens sleeping in piles, soothing looking bedrooms, night skies, fireflies, stuff like that. It's moderated by people who work from their beds to ensure that no assholes put jump scare stuff in there. But there is a forbidden corner of the app where you can read about other people's paranormal experiences to scare the shit out of yourself if you decide you don't want to sleep after all.
Anyway, tell me you best sleepytime story or paranormal story. It'll be great.