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In the inheritance from what I've read I haven't come across any human woman dragon rider . Not from Oromis or the forsworn 13 . The 13 had female elves and male men and elves . Even the most famed riders I've come across were either human men or elves .

So my question being , there have been women dragon riders who were human , right ? Did I forget any detail ?

#I think about this a lot with Lady Morzan AU situations

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thinking about how much work i could get done if i would do it

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Holds up RGB squad riders: they are buddies!

I don't care what canon says I live in delulu land where they all get along very well

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I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

[lordmorzan]

⭐Vitamin Cheat Sheet⭐

Vitamin A: Vision, immune system, skin health.

Vitamin B1 (Thiamine): Energy metabolism, nerve function.

Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin): Energy production, skin health.

Vitamin B3 (Niacin): Cellular energy production, skin health.

Vitamin B5 (Pantothenic Acid): Metabolism, hormone production.

Vitamin B6: Brain function, mood regulation.

Vitamin B7 (Biotin): Healthy hair, skin, and nails.

Vitamin B9 (Folate): Cell division, DNA synthesis.

Vitamin B12: Nervous system, red blood cells.

Vitamin C: Immune system, collagen synthesis.

Vitamin D: Bone health, immune function.

Vitamin E: Antioxidant, skin health.

Vitamin K: Blood clotting, bone health.

Calcium: Bone and teeth health, muscle function.

Iron: Oxygen transport, energy production.

Magnesium: Nerve function, muscle relaxation.

Zinc: Immune system, wound healing.

Potassium: Fluid balance, nerve function.

Iodine: Thyroid function, metabolism.

Selenium: Antioxidant, thyroid health.

[lordmorzan]

ignore your emails play dress up games online

[lordmorzan]

are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me

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psst.... hey, you're cute! okay have a great weekend

Yes I am, thank you.

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I started an Etsy for literature themed products for students, educators, and other bookish people! 😄

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You would think the worst mental breakdown of my life would at least have some poems come out of it but all I want to do is sleep.

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Very unfair of Paolini to write Morzan as an abusive, contemptible jackass, then proceed to describe him in the sexiest way possible.

Like I'm sorry, no one else in the series is as hot as him. It's not even really that close.

#hell yeah

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Murtagh is taking me so much longer to read than the first 4 books cuz every 5 sentences i have to pause and stare into the distance so i can consider, sometimes lament

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I do not care about kate middleton nor where she might be. The question is where is GERARD WAY!!!!!!!!!!

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Journey to Vroengard

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.