lord-of-the-tuckies

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Oh, it’s me. “River”. I found my old hat!

Greetings Rei Sunshine

Greetings tumblr user lord-of-the-tuckies! What would you like to discuss?

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Alright.

*sniff sniff* cheese nugget?

No

#how have you been though!

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*DJ Khaled imperson*

Okay, we are finally at the rave, see just everyday carnies. Seriously, what's so important here? oh? That's a cotton candy. I forgot their name but I don’t think that'll be important. Now be careful, it's really dangerous.

wait, where are you going? Mom said I needed to watch you! Don't go too far. HEY!

#This is where I’ll drop the narrator #Candy Au

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When peta makes campaign games: Gruesome, kinda cringy, doesn't get the point across.

when the real cost makes campaign games: Terrifying! I have nightmares! Nope nope nope

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Mashed potatoes

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Yet another

Our buddy here, the pet alligator with the funny eyes, was a joke The Factory just allowed. A lot of people see it as a problem. Certain features of certain candies aren’t believed to mix. Now gummies commonly don’t get actual names from The Factory, but we would call this disgrace an alligusher. Wait, you feel that seems rude? Well, you come up with a better name for an alligator with fruit juice inside.  Now, what was our problem again? You forgot? Wait, you want to know about that flashing place in the woods? That’s a rave. You see a lot of carnival sweets there. Funnel cakes, saltwater taffy, Carmel apples, all of those and more. Let’s go and take a look.

#candy au

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Nah, he’s just an oc. 

I think Antfrost is a canon warrior cat too actually 

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Concept, in 2040, two of us run against each other as President, if that’s still a thing you can do, I’ll be the Republican Party just to get people to have canons

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Everytime I see one of those ““Let’s start another civil war and see who wins” I honestly loose a little hope for the United States. 

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Nice. 

Alex, how do you ship?

"Oh these characters would be cute together" *gets out a sledgehammer*

#now how do you do this but like sh. #you are smart

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okay dumb idea of the plot

Make sure the factory doesn’t cause a major problem and possibly destroy the candy world again. 

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Okay so you know how you said those spin things are maple seeds? Imagine a character that has those as wings. Boom. Blocked

OH WOAH FUCK I DIDNT SEE THIS BUT CAN I GIVE MAPLE THESE WINGS OMFG PLEASE IDK IF IT FITS IN YOUR CANDY THING OR NOT BUT THIS SOUNDS AMAZING

#in the candy world #its eat or be eaten! #but like the factory fixed that

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Wait...everything isn’t edible?

*slowly looks several candies with missing body parts*

Okay so you know how you said those spin things are maple seeds? Imagine a character that has those as wings. Boom. Blocked

OH WOAH FUCK I DIDNT SEE THIS BUT CAN I GIVE MAPLE THESE WINGS OMFG PLEASE IDK IF IT FITS IN YOUR CANDY THING OR NOT BUT THIS SOUNDS AMAZING

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Yeah. It’s fits them as not all of the person needs to be edible.

Okay so you know how you said those spin things are maple seeds? Imagine a character that has those as wings. Boom. Blocked

OH WOAH FUCK I DIDNT SEE THIS BUT CAN I GIVE MAPLE THESE WINGS OMFG PLEASE IDK IF IT FITS IN YOUR CANDY THING OR NOT BUT THIS SOUNDS AMAZING

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Thank

I guess I’ll write.

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I guess I’ll write.

All life comes from the sea. I guess it means more when yours is mostly fruit flavoring and sugar water. Tuttiville is well known for this sweet pond of kool aid, that and its gummi candies. It’s full of so many colors that would make a rainbow jealous. They come in all shapes and forms, from small animals to despicable children. It may seem odd that only gummi people live here, but they do for good reason.  Long ago, before even kings and queens, candies hunted other candies. Gummi candies were rather easy to catch; Baked goods, however, were apex predators. This crisis was eventually resolved however that fear it could come back lurks in everyone’s mind.  The Factory is usually in control of everything now. It’s something of a theocracy. Sometimes they make mistakes, sometimes they let those mistakes slide. But what would happen if they never fixed a really bad one?

#I like omnipresent narrators #like they are there but not a character. #Candy Au