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your daily reminder that

#hell yeah brother

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Hope he's wearing one of his slutty little t-shirts when I meet him (again) in April... anyone else going to Creature Feature in Gettysburg? I'll be going the 21st!

((He's doing a full costume Chop Top but he said he's not sure which day. Photo ops are $110 though so I'll have to think about that... depends on how much I drop at his table (which will be a lot... I have a list).))

#ummm #this picture has me feeling some type of way #oh my god

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i want to suck him. i want to fuck him. i want to make him cry. i want him to make me cry. i want him to empty inside me. i want his tongue in every orifice. i want to forget what my name is. i want to steal his last name. i want to scream. i want to cream. i want to be reamed. i want his dick charting new territory. i want him so intimately familiar with every ridge and bump of my insides he can read what it says in braille. i want cum to seep from my nose, ears and eyes. i want my ancestors concerned. i want to birth him an empire. i want to suck him and again, i would like to fuck him.

#STOPPPPP

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I love the story behind Grampa biting the finger!

#me turning 30 this year

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the Sawyers during one cold winter night

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Me and Chop Top on Halloween

#I’d wanna be morticia and gomez but he’d insist on Fester

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((the pack of cigs in his pocket is very 80s... as a child of the 80s/90s i can tell you that is one thing stranger things does not depict accurately... the insane amount of smoking ppl did then... glad he quit... i quit smoking cigs last year))

but also he's...

sorry rando late at night post

#WOW

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you know they always play hard to get

#oh my god 🥺

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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, 1974

#I think abt this a lot

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hm

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The Firefly family

(i’ve had this in my drafts for 5 fuckin years)

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My brother and I were comparing Tumblr ads because he had some really fucking weird ones and I was scrolling Tumblr simply to look at the ads, but I scrolled past a Devil’s Rejects gif set and involuntarily out loud said “ooooh Otis!” And got fucking roasted for it.

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Bubba and my self-insert oc 😵‍💫 I am a bit crazy! <3

Lyrics from Sweet Talkin’ Woman by Electric Light Orchestra because Bubba is my sweet talkin’ woman… <3

I don’t know if this is going to be good quality i’m sorry!! Reference picture under the cut! (if I did it right 😓)

Picture from cvasquez on here :3

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Bill Moseley + E.G. Daily on set of The Devil’s Rejects

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Baby boy baby

#omg I have my smiling bubba plush on my lap rn #I put a scrunchie w a ribbon on him and he looks so fancy!

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Haven’t posted in a while...

Bubba carries his brother home when drunk.