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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend

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#celibacy.gif #weird to see it naked like this

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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talking to my friend about their boyfriend who i hate: hmm it just seems like hes a little toxic :/

talking to anyone else about that friends boyfriend: we need to put that man in a saw trap

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chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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'Saturn devouring his son'

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should i get into bird watching?

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This is why I read the reddit comments

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oh wow the next gen Pokemon games just leaked

#celibacy.gif #?

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i love bein on this app. dnt nobody know me. dnt nobody care what i be doin. peaceful

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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD