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what if i just moved accounts tonight lol

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im a no screen protector no case kind of guy now

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im so glad we have a pokemon character thats just a bitch. a straight up moron. he has no redeeming qualities and i love him.

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sigh. squid games i guess

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what if i just moved accounts tonight lol

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yo mama so soluble she went to the pool and never seen again.

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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

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“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!” OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider … this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider … this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”! Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone [turns off the projector & leaves out the back door] [gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition] [turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]

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Suicune is so badass I bet he drinks fresh gatorade from a natural spring in the ilex forest

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what if i just moved accounts tonight lol

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mc monkey on the mic