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Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more. 

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gray heron playing in the snow (18.04.2024)

@todaysbird

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I'm currently in "I need my boyfriend" right now like I have cried for DAYS now wanting to go back home to him so I thought I would try and turn this into a comfort thing so I hope you enjoy! (Obviously I had to use my COMFORT SASSY BOYS FOR THIS!)

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🩷✨Gale and astarions reaction to their s/o needing them✨🩷

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Gale✨: Gale always knew what you needed even before you two became official!

°But tonight? He was left kinda in shock!

°now it's not like you didn't seek him out for comfort every now and then because you did!

°But the look in you're eyes tonight was different...

°You looked so sad and defeated and he didn't know why

°"Honey I need you" was all you said before falling into his arms

°You breathed in his scent holding tightly onto his shirt

°"Love what's wrong?" He asked softly almost a whisper

°"I just need a hug" you said you're tired voice almost faint enough he couldn't hear

°He didn't say anything else but he wrapped his arms around you pulling into him a bit more

°His thumb gently rubs you're back

°"how about we head to bed? Hm?"

°He's extra with it so he carries you to bed!

°After that you're both tucked in and drafting off to sleep wrapped up in each other

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Astarion 🦇:He tried being his sassy and carefree self

°But when he saw you approach him he knew something was ...off

°"My treasure what's the matter?"

°He will fuss over you in his own way until you tell you

"I just...need a hug"

°Give him a minute... He's not used to people wanting him more so wanting his comfort

°But he will hold you until you let go

°He'll whisper sweet sweet endearing things into you're ear!

°He'll plant soft kisses all over you're face until he sees you smile!

"Do not fear my love. You are strong!"

°This is the few times he'll actually offer cuddles!

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two days and two nights is so funny because like. malcolm soooo clearly wants to get down and dirty with trip. my mans was staring at trip’s lips and licking his own. and then he visibly has a crisis when he realizes trip’s trying to set him up with a woman

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Rain doesn't wash it all away.

-six words (3/31/24)

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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wikipedia vandalism is actually insane if it happens perfectly. at one point my brother edited a fictionalized version of himself into our town's history, just as a random side character, and then some local historical societies lifted it without citing the source as wikipedia, and then wikipedia cited them, so now it's true

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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

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george is too relatable

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@heph @davenswitcher @6dayday9

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mlp in a nutshell

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"oh Astarion is SOOOO effeminate" wrong. You are judging Astarion by human genders. Astarion is first and foremost a high elf and by high elf standards he is actually INCREDIBLY masc. Other high elves look at him and he reminds them of that one annoying straight guy in their elf-economics (elfenomics if you will) class in elf-college who loved playing devil's advocate. And then they see him kiss a guy and they almost die of shock.

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ive been seeing a new wave of transmedicalists lately I think we gotta start being vocal again about how nasty they are. you don't need to take hormones or have surgery to be a trans person. changing your name and pronouns is gender affirming care. wearing new clothes and hair and makeup is part of transitioning too. you dont need to pass to be trans, you don't need to be male or female.

nonbinary, agender, genderfluid, genderqueer people are trans too if that's a label they want to use for themselves. and anyone who says otherwise is a piece of shit. it's not "anti-transitioning" to say so, it's anti-telling other people what to do with their bodies. it's pro-minding your own fucking business and letting people do what they want with their gender and treating them with compassion and enthusiasm

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