lockhartandlych

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The fastest way to shut down my "freelance life means I have to constantly be working" thoughts is to remind myself that if I was a boss holding a worker to the standards I hold myself to, their union would hunt me for sport and nobody would blame them.

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the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

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gameshow where you have to identify your mutuals' main blorbos and their relevant traits. there's no money involved but the winner does get kissed on the mouth mob boss style

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I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.

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Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor

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'we transcend petty political tribalisms like left and right' is--not always, but much too often-- a marker that what you're about to read is unfiltered, high-octane, triple-distilled Turbo Fascism

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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

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apparently “”limiting my emotional range” and “crushing my libido” are symptoms of the wrong medication, and not, in fact, the sorcerers curse

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mutuals come over and do this

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snastries (snail pastries)

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shes just like me! (jk i dont eat rocks.... maybe)

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English added by me :)

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