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LET ME DREAM

its so so so so funny to me that Hinata is portrayed and understood in fandom as being very very well-endowed and we all go crazy over his 91cm chest- myself included- when i literally have a 91cm chest as a cisgirly and.

im so very flatchested. I can't get a clevage even if i try. literal mosquito bites. I wear a baggy t-shirt and you can't see anything. That boy is not busting out of any t-shirts. Those aren't mummy-milkers, they're hardly even a handful. im sorry everyone....im sorry....its such a terrible truth to bare but it's the truth. im sorry....

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I wanna just make a general statement and say that I love Hajime and Chiaki, they're some of, if not my absolute favorite characters in Danganronpa.

Completely unrelated, here's this

#danganronpa #hajime hinata #danganronpa 2 #goodbye despair #dr2 #chiaki nanami

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This was for @multifanforever after I showed her the previous one :p

Rantaro simp.

#danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #v3 #rantaro amami #rantaro

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SPOILERS FOR THE DANGANRONPA: END OF HOPE'S PEAK ACADEMY

#danganronpa 2 #hajime hinata #danganronpa #goodbye despair #dr2 #chiaki nanami #izuru kamukura

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OMG same

My best friend @multifanforever and I have been playing through all the Danganronpa games (not UDG I don't have that one) and if I had a nickel for every time she just GUESSED a major plot point out of the blue, I'd be the richest human alive bar NONE

I had to get real good at lying, and even she knew when I was sat there going "awww...fuck."

It’s become a running joke between me and my partner about how every time we play danganronpa, I always end up predicting a bunch of shit without realising. But my personal favourite is when Hajime was on screen for literally a second and I immediately burst out laughing and went on a rant about how he’s “just some guy” and bullied him for a good 3 minutes before I’d even heard him say his second line

Only to get further into the game and he’s revealed to not have an ultimate (pre lobotomy) and was literally… just some guy…

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Breadcrumbs and beaver spit

So true girlypop

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PLEASE IM BOREDDD

literally anything about anything

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YO HO YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR MEEEE

to the commenter that said simply "i will pirate it", you are so real for that.

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If Nagito is any kind of dog, he's a borzoi

Literally, look at it. That's him as a dog.

(It's also just a really cute dog breed lmao)

SORRY IF I COULDNT FIT EVERY CHARACTER IT ONLY ALLOWS 10

(Edit: If you want, you can suggest breeds of cats/dogs in the comments for certain characters, you can!)

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Both are loser, pathetic wet cat men (Paul Matthews here, and Hajime Hinata on Discord), so they tie

I'm curious let's go

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KWITE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

hi everyone nic mostmagical has the biggest brain I’ve ever seen and she came up with this Adrien never went to public school au and so marinette has no idea who he is au and it’s so good I had to draw it

she’s so distracted by adrien she doesn’t realize everyone is watching them pt 1

marinette is kind of oblivious pt 2

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GO WATCH THIS MOVIE

I WILL, BECAUSE IT LOOKS FUCKING PHENOMENAL

First trailer for Dreamworks' ‘THE WILD ROBOT' and HOLY FUCK ITS GORGEOUS???????

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DOWN WITH ENGLAND RAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

(Oh, yeah. And here's Nagito hating the British)

Nagito leaned into his chair, cigarette in hand. He inhaled the smoke and then exhaled. "I always hated the British, Hajime." He started. "Queen Elizabeth…she broke into my home and killed my parents–"

"Weren't your parents killed in a plane crash?"

"Shut the fuck up, Hajime, I'm monologing. Now where was I?" He leaned back into his chair. "She took all my riches and I was living on the streets. Until I met my super cool Scottish dad." He inhaled the smoke from his cigarette. "He took me in and fed me whisky–"

"You're not supposed to feed your kid whisky–"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, HAJIME!" Nagito yelled as he took a puff of his cigarette. "And then one day, Hajime…I found out the Queen died. I flew to England," Nagito inhaled the smoke from his cigarette, "and played my bagpipes in front of Buckingham Palace."

"What the fuck are you talking about, Nagito?"

"SHUT THE FUCK, HAJIME!"

"No, he's right. Continue, Nagito." Gundham spoke, appearing out of nowhere with his Four Dark Devas of Destruction on his shoulders. Sonia walked into the room, sipping on something from her tea cup. "My, this cup of tea from England is quite eloquent!" She said merrily.

The three boys in the room turned to her. Nagito, seething with rage lundged at her, "THE BRITISH!!" He screamed at her.

Hajime tried to grab a hold of Nagito's jacket, "GUNDHAM, HELP ME!!"

Gundham, with his Dark Devas, sipping hot chocolate said, "No, she likes the British."

Monokuma appeared out of the ground, "Now, now, let's not fight! Especially with witnesses around!" He said with his usual grin. "MONOKUMA, SHE LIKES THE BRITISH!!!" Nagito yelled.

"Well, if she likes the British, have at it!" Monokuma let Nagito go and he continued to strangle the princess. "Monokuma, you can't let him do that!" Monomi argued. "She likes the British, Monomi!" Monokuma said. "SHE LIKES THE WHAT?!" Monomi went quiet, then spoke up, "Let him continue, I saw nothing! Love love! Except for Sonia!" Monomi said before leaving.

After Nagito was done strangling her, he screamed, "DOWN WITH THE BRITISH!!!" Then proceeded to pull out his bagpipes and started playing them. Gundham also made drums appear and started playing them with Nagito.

Hajime just watched, despair coursing through his mind as he saw his insane friends just do this…

Monokuma danced on top of Sonia's body as the two played. He'd later have to make an announcement about the dead body, but for now. He'll celebrate with his students. "Down with the British, Kids!" Monokuma said.

THE END

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Wait but if you include decimals than I can divide some of them odds

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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HOW DARE YOU.................................make such a great edit.

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Me and Danganronpa

Is it good? Nope.

Was it a big part of me getting through the pandemic? Absolutely.

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.