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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

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feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

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new contender for best community note of all time

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brain stew in my head

#i feel like its actually boiling up there

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#gay theatrics while drinking blood

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I’m A Lesbiab

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my brain is fired 

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being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.

#sometimes ill thonk damn this is just some vibrations banging against my ears and it somehow somehow sounds good????

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#SO REAL

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got his ass, now roast him

yes…ha ha ha…YES!

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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

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Getting top surgery next week and ngl, I think its gonna be a huge weight off my chest

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

#i absolutely did Not notice any missing words #also when im doing that thing sometimes i was actually Holding the thing but didnt notice and i just keep looking for it

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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger