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I feel like Gojo would be a Barbie girlie.

Let me explain.

Although Ruth Handler created her to challenge gender expectations and give little girls the freedom to dream further than motherhood, Barbie remains the quintessence of traditional (white and cishet) womanhood. Despite Mattel’s “efforts” to make her more inclusive and interesting, to the general public Barbie will always be the blond, conventionally attractive doll that most kids, especially girls used to play with. Gojo was born as and remained the pillar of the horribly conservative, predatory and oppressive Jujutsu system despite hating the way it works and making it his life mission to change it. Although he put great efforts into making his students become stronger and reliable, he still represented the traditional values that are so dear to the system. He’s both a “relic” of the old system and a harbinger of changing ideas. Just like Barbie.

Geto would be a Bratz because of the legal issues, his style, his power unexpectedly being important enough to allow him to keep up with Gojo, and all the problems that followed. He craved disruption but was put to rest by Gojo (Barbie vs Bratz copyright infringement lawsuit that Mattel won lol). It gets even funnier when you remember he used to wear a Gojo-kesa and acted like he was Buddha (Gojo) reincarnated.

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it's ok to be horny! it's good to be perverted! your sexuality isn't shameful and the things that turn you on are good and should be celebrated!!! even if its weird!!!! especially if it's weird and fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

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Kiss kiss

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listen, if you want to be with someone that has ADHD and doesn’t / can’t take medicine for it, you have to understand that we just forget. Yes, we know you had us write it down and put it somewhere obvious, we still forgot. Yes, you just said it 10 times, we still forgot. Yes, you literally, to our face, seconds before, told us in detail, we turned around and forgot immediately. we forget, everything, immediately, most of the time.

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itafushi doing things to me

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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we DO grow old and happy. btw.

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loser on sight

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headcanon n.1

geto hates soda. any sweet drink is equivalent to death for him. especially sodas and lemonades.

geto always has a can of soda in his room in case gojo will feel thirsty . because satoru fucking loves this sweet shit and suguru fucking loves satoru.

headcanon n.2

they both love chewing gum. geto loves mint one like any kind of it, and gojo loves watermelon-melon gum, so sweet that your teeth will ache from this taste. and gojo always puts the gum in his pocket, but leaves one in the package in case the squeamish geto wants something sweet (impossible).

headcanon n.3

despite the fact that Gojo seems to be an absolute idiot, he is quite well read. geto loves to read only what he likes, and gojo greedily absorbs any book. he even has his own personal library, where in one row there is “The Little Prince”, comics about batman and 1984.

satoru's favorite quote is: «injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. to ignore evil is to become its accomplice.»

suguru's one: «you are just as much a fool as the people you despise.»

headcanon n.4

gojo has adhd. geto has npd. i'm not going to explain anything. and gojo has the ability to pull geto out of the shit he drags himself into. it seems that suguru has extinguished the wick of a candle, but gojo is sure that his fuse is enough for two.

for now.

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Dazai, a teenager who couldn’t be bothered to find an alternative living arrangement to “shipping container”, got himself promoted to executive of the port mafia just to stole the title of youngest executive in the history of PM from Chuuya, and I think that’s the level of spite we should alla aspire to.

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂

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"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same