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Park Rangers Understand That Finding Out That You Are A Changeling With Technically An Identical Human Sibling Must Be Difficult

But please sort out who wants to be the eldest sibling so park rangers can update public records.

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some commission stuff

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why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

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🍃🐺 @ thescantysparrow ‘s OC at Pride! 🐺🍃

(Like this? Consider commissioning me, $10 Pride sale on all June!)

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*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

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“Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel responsible for everything. And you cannot turn away. Your destiny is bound with the destinies of others. You must either learn to carry the Universe or be crushed by it. You must grow strong enough to love the world, yet empty enough to sit down at the same table with its worst horrors.”

— Andrew Boyd, Daily Afflictions: The Agony of Being Connected to Everything in the Universe (via larmoyante)

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:)

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*one minor inconvenience happens* 

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never in vain

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*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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Sometimes you just gotta let the hundreds of parasitic ghosts that live in your hair take over.

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vampire: i am an outsider. a monster. a murderous beast. you could never.. hey what are you doing

me: (unbuttoning my collar) please bite me and make me a sexy vampire lady 

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having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,

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you’re at a party at thor’s apartment and you go to get more drinks from the basement fridge and his weird brother is down there alone not drinking and just sitting on one of those couches that flatten out into futons and u don’t want to talk to him but now you’ve made eye contact and u feel bad for him bc clearly he’s doesn’t know how to function at parties so you awkwardly linger on the steps for five minutes and chat and go upstairs feeling you did something nice

then the next weekend at another party you go down to the basement and it’s been magically shifted into a full-service spa with uncomfortably erotic overtones and there are aliens there and a small brass band and thor’s weird brother is wearing a crown and telling a lively story about almost getting killed on a space ship once and everyone loves him

“what the fuck” you ask thor.

“yeah my brother’s only pathetic when he feels like it” he says