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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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“I was birthed from a stag. That was a good day at work.”

-Hugh Dancy, C2E2 2024

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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

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Good Old Men

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a conversation that probably happened as the jewish people were leaving egypt

person A: oh shit theres no time for my bread to rise we aren't gonna get out of here on time

person B: so just?? dont let it rise. bake it like that.

person A: itll be flat and weird though? do you really think that's a good idea

person B: yeah, it's just a few fucked up loaves of bread. in a couple years no one will even remember it!

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In the club

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I hate when you're looking for something and folks are like "oh I'm sure it's somewhere." well aye that's sort of the base assumption for most things but cheers. big help

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inspired by this post

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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yeah i recognised you by your footsteps because of the weird gay shit i feel for you but also because they're loud as fuck like man you sound like a hog hunting for truffles through the undergrowth

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they are adding a new shape to tetris called big mama and its just a solid rectangle the size of the entire screen

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Aziraphale and Crowley are important to me because they are true advocates of doing the bare minimum. Too many TV protagonists out there that would literally die for their jobs and I simply cannot relate

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people who don't follow chess I promise this post is really funny

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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks

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Bitches are like "omg I love this scene from Hannibal. Bryan Fuller is a genius!" and this is the scene in question: