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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

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a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

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H-R-T-T-O-G-O

you can take testosterone

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misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

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Two mountain bongo calves were born at The African Safari Wildlife Park in Ohio on June 18th and 23, 2023.

Native to Kenya, the mountain bongo is critically endangered with only about 100 left in the wild.

Photo courtesy of The African Safari Wildlife Park.

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THESIS: the real reason that people stay on this hellsite is not “chronological order” or “the drama” or whatever (per se), but is instead linked to how tumblr, unlike most social media, is not optimised to give content as short of a half-life as possible, but instead is optimised to let content continue to cycle for months, years, even decades. this has in turn led to a more consistent centralised site “culture” in which there is more coherent linkage among different areas of the site, thus also explaining why its content permeates so thoroughly throughout the internet.

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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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Me working 8h in the office

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*piss kink riddler voice* piddle me this, Scatman

#mercury mumbles

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I’m sorry!!! I’m sorry that we can’t go back!!! And for all the things we can’t remember. But I’m glad we did it!! The love will always be there!