hacks the dream bc imagine a hot successful older woman thinks you’re such a good yapper that she makes you move in and you give her a new zest for life and make her a bisexual ally
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I was put on this earth to be mid and then die
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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable
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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
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EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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Up The Wolves by The Mountain Goats // Minotauro by Jordi Garriga Mora
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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
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Fear is a prominent part of the horror genre. On that note, what scares you?
Cryogenic freezing of the body, especially the process and keeping thereof. Chambers where the body is buried. Mice.
—Tamsyn Muir, from an interview before the publication of Gideon the Ninth.
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what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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this isn't rap beef to be clear. tupac/biggie was high stakes beef. this is a man on a holy mission to make aubrey graham kill himself
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