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HAHAHA THERE IS THIS HIPSTER GIRL ON FACEBOOK AND SHE SAID SHE WAS DELETING HER TUMBLR BECAUSE SHE “COULDN’T HANDLE THE WEIRD GUYS FACE ANYMORE”

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The United States of Phil (x)

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r u ok dan

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this is an important question do babies pee in the womb

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PROTECTION POST

heysammy:

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Nostri Jesu Christi, eradicare et effugare a Dei Ecclesia, ab animabus ad imaginem Dei conditis ac pretioso divini Agni sanguine redemptis.

Lol get off my blog you crazy demons.

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So for those of you may or may not know the organization PETA is people against animal cruelty.

Well let me tell you a story that I just found out today.

Our dog Boulder is a show dog and he was at a show a few weeks or so ago.  PETA was also there and they were protesting how dog shows are inhumane. 

So what did they fucking do?  They let all/most of the dogs out of their kennels and put rat poison inside the kennels.

Boulder got sick after the show and as they were doing tests and everything they found the rat poison in his system.  PETA killed my dog.

My dog Boulder has cancer now which spread to his kidney and his lungs.  He is not going to make it.  He has lost a lot of weight and needs to be fed by hand because of fucking PETA. 

So I want you guys to spread this like wildfire.  Tell everyone about this.  Because of PETA we are losing a member of our family who is near and dear to us.

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mother: you need to stop playing the sims.

me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche

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it always amuses me when guys get nosebleeds

they seem so shocked and dismayed that this could happen

i mean, blood gushing out of a hole in your body making it impossible to laugh or cough or cry without spurting sticky red liquid everywhere?

that 

must

suck

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THE POWER NAP

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sounds about right

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when you realize people that you like will never like you back