youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it
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who out thinking about the character
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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no one supports you like an internet friend you never met
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they diagnosed me with i love you and it’s incurable
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legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff
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Maybe grrm is secretly team blackfyre or team green because why are brown-haired targlings who were heirs to the iron throne losing, and it was passed down/on to white haired targlings? Kinda sus 🧐
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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ugh whatever 🙄 [drinks your blood with one of these]
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Not gonna say it again
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whatever
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